Kwa wale wenye magari na kwa kawaida hampandi Daladala;
Hivi ndivyo viroja tunavyopata kwenye Daladala wenzenu tusio na magari
Mlokole: "Nyimbo gani mnapiga?!? Wekeni
nyimbo za
Yesu.."
Konda: "V
ipi wewe, Yesubado hajatoa album..."
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Abiria: "Kuna Kiti auunasema panda tu!?"
Konda: "hao wengine wamekalia ndoo?! "
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Abiria: "Embu punguzenisauti ya redio..."
Konda: "Sheria za nchi tu zinatushinda, tusikilize na zako!?
hebu tupunguzie misheria"
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Mmama: "Bwana ondoa gari joto sana!!"
Konda: "U
situzingue wewe, shuka upande fridge...."
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Konda: "Anti, kuna siti pale nyuma,ingia...."
Anti: "Siwezi kaa siti za nyuma..."
Konda: "Kwenda zako wewe, Kwani za nyuma ziko nje ya gari?!"
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Sister duu: "Konda unanibana bwana..."
Konda: "mbona nguo ulizovaa huzisemi
, kama ulitaka kujiachia ungeko
di treni pekeyako!!!"
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Sharobaro: "Kuna kiti?! Kama hamna sipandi..."
Konda: "Kama unaogopa kukosa kiti si ungebeba chako!!?"