Upumbafu

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Upumbafu, Mwanaume analala na wanawake zaidi ya watano pasipo kutumia Condom. Halafu kila akienda kunyoa barber’s shop anaenda na mashine yake ya kunyoa.

Ungezea na yako ukianza na neno Upumbafu.
 
Upumbafu ni pale mwanaume unapomtreat mpenzi wako vibaya kisha ampate mtu ambaye anamtreat her like queen kisha siku moja uwafumanie wapo kwenye mabusu motomoto halafu unamwita mpenzi wako msaliti.
 
Hahahah imenichekesha hiyo ya kwenda kunyoa na mashine ............... hahaha
 
ni kweli mkuu ila wamesahau kuwa mshahara wa dhambi ni mauti
 
upumbavu ni watu kama majaribu wanaosema wanawake wote wanajiuza bila kufikiri kuwa pia anamtukana maam yake abaye alimuuzia baba yake mpaka akamwoa akazaliwa na yeye,bila pia kujua dada yake anamuuzia shemeji yake kila kukicha huu ndio upumbavu wenyewe talking like idiot ufikirii mbali
aione Lady doctor
 
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Upumbafu mtu anakukuta kijana unaendesha gari yako cha kwa kwanza anakuuliza Mama yako au Baba yako kakuachia ufunguo.
 
upumbafu mwingine ni pale mwanamke anapomtegemea mwanaume kila kitu aka mizinga hii nalo upumbafu.
 

yaani wale ni zaidi ya mapumbavu, sijui tuyaiteje?? Kila kukicha yanafikiria katikati ya zip kuna nini wakati wananing'iniza daily...... Foolish!!!!!!!
 
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Upumbafu ni pale wkend inapokaribia afu hamna mpango wa kunitoa na ofa ya ndovu mi mwenyekiti..
 
Mipumbavu haina adabu
Lady doctor said:
yaani wale ni zaidi ya mapumbavu, sijui tuyaiteje?? Kila kukicha yanafikiria katikati ya zip kuna nini wakati wananing'iniza daily...... Foolish!!!!!!!
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