Unapoandika Msg kuwa Makini....

Spear_ · Aug 6, 2011

Haya ni mazungumzo ya mama na mtoto kwa msg....

Mother: I love you Son, you should come with me to church this Sunday it is going to be great..

Son: Shit I just want some head tho I ain't really tryna f.u.c.k.i.n

Son: Mama I'm so sorry I meant to send that to somebody else..!! I love you too Mama I'm so sorry

Mother: You need Jesus. I raised you better than that. You will be at Church with me this Sunday...

Son: Mom..!! What if I just come home at 3am…?

Mother: Then I am going to lick your ass out tonight

Son: What??...!!!

Mother: I'm being serious…

Son: Uhmm… that is disgusting... Ok...

Mother: Sorry I meant Lock not Lick

Son: Uuhuuu….!!

uporoto01 · Aug 6, 2011

Kuna mpangaji wa kiume mgeni alimtumia mama mwenye nyumba sms 'mama ulisahau kunipa bili ya uume'. akimaanisha umeme.

chapaa · Aug 7, 2011

Hapo ni notice

uporoto01 said:
Kuna mpangaji wa kiume mgeni alimtumia mama mwenye nyumba sms 'mama ulisahau kunipa bili ya uume'. akimaanisha umeme.

Shine · Aug 7, 2011

Lolo lolooo!

uporoto01 · Aug 8, 2011

chapaa said:
Hapo ni notice

Tena mama mwenye nyumba alikuwa mlokole,akaja siku ya pili na kumrudishia kijana hela yake ya kodi bila kusema kitu.jamaa alishaipenda nyumba ile ilikuwa tulivu na hamna tatizo la maji.

Mshume Kiyate · Aug 8, 2011

Duuu!! Noma sana

Spear_ · Aug 8, 2011

uporoto01 said:
Kuna mpangaji wa kiume mgeni alimtumia mama mwenye nyumba sms 'mama ulisahau kunipa bili ya uume'. akimaanisha umeme.

hizi haraka nyingine bana.....

Karry · Aug 10, 2011

dah hiyo balaa alitakiwa arekebishe msg yake kabla ya kutwanga notice

Kimbweka · Aug 10, 2011

Ndo maana mie napenda kutwanga kuliko k-sms

Omary sebene · Aug 10, 2011

Sio mdomo tu ndio unachoka kuongea hata mikono pia inachoka kuandika

Misterdennis · Aug 10, 2011

Kimbweka said:
Ndo maana mie napenda kutwanga kuliko k-sms

Huu ndio ushauri mzuri haswaa. Hauna kumbukumbu wala nini .... inapokuja kwenye malumbano eti ulisema hivi ..... anakuwa hana ushahidi wowote, it's your word against his/hers.

Pasco_jr_ngumi · Aug 10, 2011

bili ya UUME.......??????

Amoeba · Aug 10, 2011

Bili ya uume!!!!! hahaaa Ila hayo ni mazoea yasiyo namaana; wewe utamtumiaje mtu mzima msg bana, tena mama na heshima zake-tena mke wa mtu umemzoea vp!!! twanga simu, siyo unaanzisha mazoea ya msg na wake za watu!! hahaaaa

Mateka · Aug 11, 2011

Jamaa mwingine alituma "Niandalie uchi wa moto leo na hamu nao" badala ya "Niandalie uji wa moto..."

Utamaduni · Jan 2, 2012

ha hahaha, umenikumbusha kuna ile moja iliwahi kuwa hapa jamaa kasafiri alipofika akamtumia msg mkewe "Honey, the place is so cool here, am having fan, I wish you were HER"

Instead of HERE

Angel Nylon · Jan 2, 2012

Utamaduni said:
ha hahaha, umenikumbusha kuna ile moja iliwahi kuwa hapa jamaa kasafiri alipofika akamtumia msg mkewe "Honey, the place is so cool here, am having fan, I wish you were HER"

Instead of HERE

Yeah, one spelling mistake can destroy a marriage

Unapoandika Msg kuwa Makini....

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