Sumba-Wanga
JF-Expert Member
- Feb 2, 2011
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1. You buy some cheap
underwear Ngara and on facebook you write: "I love Gucci
underwears"
*God is watching you*
2. You're a married man with 2
kids & on facebook you always
claim to be single *God is watching you*
3. You're 21 yrs old & you're
dating a man of 54 yrs, your
updates say "can't wait to see
my baby." Is that your baby or
your grandpa?
*God is watching you*
4. You're are drinking ice water
& you update "I'm drinking Bells
on the rocks" *God is watching
you*
5. You're in the house watching
Afro sinema on Citizen tv but you
update "watching Fast & Furious 6 at IMAX" *God is watching
you*
6. You sell retail biscuit, airtime n
chewing gums or work in
an MPESA SHOP & u update
"had a long day in the office"
*God is watching you*
7. U r waiting for a matatu & u
update "stuck in traffic thank
God for the air conditioner in
ma car"
*God is watching you*
8. U r using some fake nokia
phone and you update
ur status "My laptop is slow"
*God is watching you*
9. You are somewhere in Kibera n u update your status
"near New York"
*God is watching you*
10. Your real name is; Petronilah Waithera/ Zipporah Anyango/ Philomena Nanjala or some
funny names and on facebook u
call yourself 'Natasha McutePretty
BootyliciousFly yule Mkare'
*God is watching
you*
SOURCE: ADOPTED FROM FACEBOOK ( with a bit of modifications)
underwear Ngara and on facebook you write: "I love Gucci
underwears"
*God is watching you*
2. You're a married man with 2
kids & on facebook you always
claim to be single *God is watching you*
3. You're 21 yrs old & you're
dating a man of 54 yrs, your
updates say "can't wait to see
my baby." Is that your baby or
your grandpa?
*God is watching you*
4. You're are drinking ice water
& you update "I'm drinking Bells
on the rocks" *God is watching
you*
5. You're in the house watching
Afro sinema on Citizen tv but you
update "watching Fast & Furious 6 at IMAX" *God is watching
you*
6. You sell retail biscuit, airtime n
chewing gums or work in
an MPESA SHOP & u update
"had a long day in the office"
*God is watching you*
7. U r waiting for a matatu & u
update "stuck in traffic thank
God for the air conditioner in
ma car"
*God is watching you*
8. U r using some fake nokia
phone and you update
ur status "My laptop is slow"
*God is watching you*
9. You are somewhere in Kibera n u update your status
"near New York"
*God is watching you*
10. Your real name is; Petronilah Waithera/ Zipporah Anyango/ Philomena Nanjala or some
funny names and on facebook u
call yourself 'Natasha McutePretty
BootyliciousFly yule Mkare'
*God is watching
you*
SOURCE: ADOPTED FROM FACEBOOK ( with a bit of modifications)