Roger Sterling
JF-Expert Member
- May 10, 2015
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1. Thou shalt always talk s**t to each other, but never actually mean it.
2. If youre in a conversation where girls are talking about one of your friends, and you know he likes on of them, you should always drop good bombs - basically subtly mention good things about him in a non-bromance way.
3. Alcohol is a form of currency.
4. No grudges. You talk or fight out your differences then have a beer and get over it.
5. Do not date your best friends ex. Even if they say its fine, you simply dont do it. It can destroy relationships.
6. Chill out. Its really not such a big deal. This statement applies to pretty much everything, at any time.
7. Player 1 shall always fall to whomever owns the console.
8. Don't throw a friend under the bus to impress someone. Ever.
9. If a guy is engaged in a conversation with a woman, dont interrupt or try to piggyback. Find your own girl.
10. If your bro dies, delete his internet history.
11. NEVER use the urinal directly next to another man unless absolutely necessary, and for the love of all that is holy, do not speak to him.
12. Be polite around your bro's girlfriend, but when he asks what you think, always lay the cold hard truth on him.
13. Never ever abuse a woman.
14. Don't hate on the Young Bloods. Guide them, or leave them be.
The 20 Unwritten Laws of 'The Bro Code' That All Men Should Know. #17 Is Sacred.
2. If youre in a conversation where girls are talking about one of your friends, and you know he likes on of them, you should always drop good bombs - basically subtly mention good things about him in a non-bromance way.
3. Alcohol is a form of currency.
4. No grudges. You talk or fight out your differences then have a beer and get over it.
5. Do not date your best friends ex. Even if they say its fine, you simply dont do it. It can destroy relationships.
6. Chill out. Its really not such a big deal. This statement applies to pretty much everything, at any time.
7. Player 1 shall always fall to whomever owns the console.
8. Don't throw a friend under the bus to impress someone. Ever.
9. If a guy is engaged in a conversation with a woman, dont interrupt or try to piggyback. Find your own girl.
10. If your bro dies, delete his internet history.
11. NEVER use the urinal directly next to another man unless absolutely necessary, and for the love of all that is holy, do not speak to him.
12. Be polite around your bro's girlfriend, but when he asks what you think, always lay the cold hard truth on him.
13. Never ever abuse a woman.
14. Don't hate on the Young Bloods. Guide them, or leave them be.
The 20 Unwritten Laws of 'The Bro Code' That All Men Should Know. #17 Is Sacred.