Georgia
In Atlanta, you are not permitted to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy" in Jonesboro.
In Quitman a chicken may not cross the road no jokes please!
It is a misdemeanour for anyone to attend church worship on Sunday, unless equipped with a loaded rifle.
Women, in Pocataligo, weighing over 200 pounds and wearing shorts must not pilot an aeroplane.
Hawaii
Inserting pennies into your ear is forbidden.
Illinois
It is against the law to make faces at dogs.
Talking English has been banned because the state language is "American."
Barber in Elkhart are not permitted threaten to cut off a childs ear.
Bees must not fly over through its streets of Kirkland.
A monster is not allowed within the Urbana city limits okay so you tell it.
A law in Oblong, Illinois, forbids love making while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
Wearing pyjamas while fishing is prohibited in Chicago.
Indiana
For a four hours period, after eating garlic, citizens are not permitted to attend a cinema or theatre.
On Fridays the 13th all black cats in French Lick Springs must wear belts.
It is illegal to carry fish tackle into a cemetery in Muncie.
Iowa
A kiss must not last for more than five minutes.
Transvestites are prohibited from wearing shoes with heels measuring more than 2 and one-quarter inches high.
Horses in Marshalltown are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.
Kansas
Everyone must bathe at least once a year.
Walk down a street in Lawrence while carrying bees in his hat is a crime.
A wife may successfully file for divorcé on the grounds that her husband mistreated her mother.
Kentucky
Any female wishing to bathe on any highway within this state must escorted by at least two officers or be armed with a club However, this statute shall not apply to any female weighing more than 200 pounds.
Legally, regardless of how much a person has had to drink he is considered sober until he "cannot hold onto the ground."
In Frankfurt: shoot off a police man's tie is considered unlawfull.
In Kentucky it is illegal to marry the same man more than 3 times. ( and probably pretty dumb too )
Louisiana
Catching lizards is fine by day but is prohibited at night.
It is illegal to shoot at the a bank teller with a water pistol while robbing a bank.
Biting someone with your natural teeth is assault, but biting someone with your false teeth is aggravated assault
It is an offence to wear an alligator costume