Bubu Msemaovyo
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- May 9, 2007
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A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "Okay, sweetheart.
Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'The prison' and call my private thing 'The prisoner'. So what we are going to do now is to put the prisoner in the prison. Do you understand?" Wife said yes. And they put the prisoner in the prison for the first time. (made love for the first time.) The husband smiled with satisfaction and turned over to get some rest.
Immediately his wife shouted "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped!!" Turning on his side, he smiles and says, "Then we will have to re-arrest him." After the second time, the bride says, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The husband rises to the occasion and they made love again. After which the bride again says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again," to which the husband yelled, "Hey, it's not a life sentence.
Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'The prison' and call my private thing 'The prisoner'. So what we are going to do now is to put the prisoner in the prison. Do you understand?" Wife said yes. And they put the prisoner in the prison for the first time. (made love for the first time.) The husband smiled with satisfaction and turned over to get some rest.
Immediately his wife shouted "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped!!" Turning on his side, he smiles and says, "Then we will have to re-arrest him." After the second time, the bride says, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The husband rises to the occasion and they made love again. After which the bride again says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again," to which the husband yelled, "Hey, it's not a life sentence.