The Mexican Maid Asked For A pay Increase !

Adoe said:

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.She asked, “Now Maria, why do you think you should have a pay increase?Maria: “Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want increase. The first is that I iron better than you.Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”Maria: “Jor husband, he say so.”Wife: “Oh yeah?”Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”Maria: “Jor husband did.”Wife, increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well?”Maria: “No Señora… Jose’, the gardener did.”Wife: “So how much do you want?”

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