Wayne Rooney
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- Sep 27, 2011
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Therez a guy sittin at a bar,just lookin at his drink.he stays like that 4 half an hour.
Soon,a big trouble makin truckdrive step next 2him,take the drink from the guy n just drink it al down.
The poor man starts cryin.The driver say "come on man,I waz just jokin,here I'll buy u another drink.I just cant stand seeing a man cryin"
"No its nt that.This day z the worst of ma life.
First,I fall a sleep n I waz late 2ma office.my boss in an an outrage,fires me. When I leave the buildin 2ma car,I found out it waz stolen.
"The they can do nothn.
"I get a cab 2 return home n when I leave it,I remember I left my ma wallet n credit cards there.The cab driver just drives away.
"I go home n when I get there,I find ma wife in bed with the gardener.I leave hom n come 2 thìs bar.
And when I waz thnking abt puttin an end 2 ma life.
U show up n drink my poison..
Soon,a big trouble makin truckdrive step next 2him,take the drink from the guy n just drink it al down.
The poor man starts cryin.The driver say "come on man,I waz just jokin,here I'll buy u another drink.I just cant stand seeing a man cryin"
"No its nt that.This day z the worst of ma life.
First,I fall a sleep n I waz late 2ma office.my boss in an an outrage,fires me. When I leave the buildin 2ma car,I found out it waz stolen.
"The they can do nothn.
"I get a cab 2 return home n when I leave it,I remember I left my ma wallet n credit cards there.The cab driver just drives away.
"I go home n when I get there,I find ma wife in bed with the gardener.I leave hom n come 2 thìs bar.
And when I waz thnking abt puttin an end 2 ma life.
U show up n drink my poison..