Kakashi uchiha
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- Sep 23, 2015
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There is nothing more relaxing, enjoyable and glorious than sharing some good weed amongst friends. It’s a great time to bond and relieve your stress of the long workday or workweek. If you’ve made it to the end of a milestone, you deserve to get stoned. Everyone knows that.
Being high is so much better than being drunk because you never end up puking and you never end up with a hangover.
Alcohol is just empty calories, where weed actually revs up your metabolism. Really, what is not to love about getting high? You can get as high as you want, sleep like a baby and then get up for work the next day, refreshed and ready to focus.
Oh weed, how we do love you so.
Weed is a unique drug, as it takes you down a winding path. You start off in one place and are then taken through a psychedelic journey.
Getting stoned is the time to have your best ideas because that is when you’re at your most creative. It broadens, your mind, man. Who isn’t about broadening their horizons and thinking in new ways?
From euphoria to deep thinking, I think anyone can relate to these seven stages of being super, super high.
Stage 1 Of Being High: What just happened?
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You’ve just taken one too many hits off the bong. You can barely see out of your swollen eyes. Your lungs are burning and you’re desperate trying to suppress a cough. Alas, there is no use in trying to control your coughing. You’re sure you’re friends are probably judging you as you hack up a lung in an attempt to clear your scratchy throat and exploding lungs. You can’t help but wonder what you’re doing with your life as you desperate search for eye drops to no avail.
Stage 2: Euphoria
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After getting extremely, unbelievably, what did I even just do to my body stoned, you are overcome with a powerful sense of palpable euphoria. You lean to your friend next to you and squeal, “Dude, I’m so high.” Before erupting into a fit of laughter. Everything is right with the world. You let yourself melt back into the couch. Your limbs feel like they weigh 592 pounds. You can’t possibly move. All of your worries have left you. You are just relaxed and ready to put on The Disco Biscuits and stare into space for the rest of your life.
Stage 3: Deep contemplation
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You start to become hyper aware of your tiny place in the universe. You’re thinking about things that you never even thought to think about. You’re considering things you never even thought to consider. There are so many things to analyze and to understand. You are just a small spec on the grand landscape of the universe. Your mortality is undeniable and death will eventually be your fate. You start to become overwhelmed by these far out thoughts. You find yourself in deep discussing with your friends about the finite fabric of reality. You are a genius.
Stage 4: Paranoia
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After a round of deep thought, you start to feel decidedly anxious. It’s likely time to go and get supplies in form of sugary snacks and chips. This means leaving the house and venturing into the great unknown (aka: your neighborhood). Everyone is suddenly out to get you and everyone is a cop. As you’re driving to the store, you hear sirens and immediately you know the popo are coming for you. Much to your surprise, it’s just part of the background on your rap CD. At the store, you pile tons of snacks onto the counter, “This guy knows I’m fucked up.” You think to yourself as you try not to make eye contact with the guy at the gas station counter. The world is a scary place and you just want to get home.
Stage 5: The munchies
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When you finally make it back to your house…well, let’s face it, the car. You are suddenly so insatiably famished you feel like you could eat an elephant. You start indiscriminately ripping open bags of cheetos and sour straws, stuffing your face. Your body is a garbage disposal. No amount food could ever calm your stomach’s cry to be filled. So, you keep stuffing your face until there is nothing less to cram into your facehole. Once you’re out of supplies, the end is still not in sight. You beeline for the fridge and empty its contents. You make some kind of bizarre peanut butter, fluff, popcorn sandwich and eat it without care. Everything is so delicious you wonder how the whole world isn’t obese.
Stage 6: Repeat all of the above
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Now that you’ve stuffed your face like a little ripened piglet, it is obviously time to repeat the whole process over again. Where there is weed, there is a way. So, you pack a few more bowls to share amongst your friends. They promise to Venmo you tomorrow. You know they won’t. That’s okay. You like to share. Weed brings people together. Once again, everything is right with the world and you are a simple vessel of happiness.
Stage 7: Fading
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After a long day of being high, continuously smoking, eating and basically doing nothing valuable with your day, you start to get extremely sleepy. All of the life has been drained out of you. Though you probably didn’t do much in the way of physical activity, that means very little as your body so worn out you may as well have run in a marathon. You feel content and happy. You had a great day with your friends and your bong. Tomorrow will be more productive but today was solely about the chill. You’re cool with that. You’re great with that.
You crawl into bed, probably without brushing your teeth, and pass the https://jamii.app/JFUserGuide out.
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Being high is so much better than being drunk because you never end up puking and you never end up with a hangover.
Alcohol is just empty calories, where weed actually revs up your metabolism. Really, what is not to love about getting high? You can get as high as you want, sleep like a baby and then get up for work the next day, refreshed and ready to focus.
Oh weed, how we do love you so.
Weed is a unique drug, as it takes you down a winding path. You start off in one place and are then taken through a psychedelic journey.
Getting stoned is the time to have your best ideas because that is when you’re at your most creative. It broadens, your mind, man. Who isn’t about broadening their horizons and thinking in new ways?
From euphoria to deep thinking, I think anyone can relate to these seven stages of being super, super high.
Stage 1 Of Being High: What just happened?
[https://honestmarijuana]
You’ve just taken one too many hits off the bong. You can barely see out of your swollen eyes. Your lungs are burning and you’re desperate trying to suppress a cough. Alas, there is no use in trying to control your coughing. You’re sure you’re friends are probably judging you as you hack up a lung in an attempt to clear your scratchy throat and exploding lungs. You can’t help but wonder what you’re doing with your life as you desperate search for eye drops to no avail.
Stage 2: Euphoria
[https://honestmarijuana]
After getting extremely, unbelievably, what did I even just do to my body stoned, you are overcome with a powerful sense of palpable euphoria. You lean to your friend next to you and squeal, “Dude, I’m so high.” Before erupting into a fit of laughter. Everything is right with the world. You let yourself melt back into the couch. Your limbs feel like they weigh 592 pounds. You can’t possibly move. All of your worries have left you. You are just relaxed and ready to put on The Disco Biscuits and stare into space for the rest of your life.
Stage 3: Deep contemplation
[https://honestmarijuana]
You start to become hyper aware of your tiny place in the universe. You’re thinking about things that you never even thought to think about. You’re considering things you never even thought to consider. There are so many things to analyze and to understand. You are just a small spec on the grand landscape of the universe. Your mortality is undeniable and death will eventually be your fate. You start to become overwhelmed by these far out thoughts. You find yourself in deep discussing with your friends about the finite fabric of reality. You are a genius.
Stage 4: Paranoia
[https://honestmarijuana]
After a round of deep thought, you start to feel decidedly anxious. It’s likely time to go and get supplies in form of sugary snacks and chips. This means leaving the house and venturing into the great unknown (aka: your neighborhood). Everyone is suddenly out to get you and everyone is a cop. As you’re driving to the store, you hear sirens and immediately you know the popo are coming for you. Much to your surprise, it’s just part of the background on your rap CD. At the store, you pile tons of snacks onto the counter, “This guy knows I’m fucked up.” You think to yourself as you try not to make eye contact with the guy at the gas station counter. The world is a scary place and you just want to get home.
Stage 5: The munchies
[https://honestmarijuana]
When you finally make it back to your house…well, let’s face it, the car. You are suddenly so insatiably famished you feel like you could eat an elephant. You start indiscriminately ripping open bags of cheetos and sour straws, stuffing your face. Your body is a garbage disposal. No amount food could ever calm your stomach’s cry to be filled. So, you keep stuffing your face until there is nothing less to cram into your facehole. Once you’re out of supplies, the end is still not in sight. You beeline for the fridge and empty its contents. You make some kind of bizarre peanut butter, fluff, popcorn sandwich and eat it without care. Everything is so delicious you wonder how the whole world isn’t obese.
Stage 6: Repeat all of the above
[https://honestmarijuana]
Now that you’ve stuffed your face like a little ripened piglet, it is obviously time to repeat the whole process over again. Where there is weed, there is a way. So, you pack a few more bowls to share amongst your friends. They promise to Venmo you tomorrow. You know they won’t. That’s okay. You like to share. Weed brings people together. Once again, everything is right with the world and you are a simple vessel of happiness.
Stage 7: Fading
[https://honestmarijuana]
After a long day of being high, continuously smoking, eating and basically doing nothing valuable with your day, you start to get extremely sleepy. All of the life has been drained out of you. Though you probably didn’t do much in the way of physical activity, that means very little as your body so worn out you may as well have run in a marathon. You feel content and happy. You had a great day with your friends and your bong. Tomorrow will be more productive but today was solely about the chill. You’re cool with that. You’re great with that.
You crawl into bed, probably without brushing your teeth, and pass the https://jamii.app/JFUserGuide out.
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