A Rastaman and his friend went to the beach.The friend went for a swim and started to drown.
He came up the 1st time,he shouted "Jah help I."
He came up the 2nd time and shouted "Sellassi save I."
He came up the 3rd time and shouted "Jesus my Lord have mercy on ya' son."
He drowned.The police came to investigate and they asked Rastaman,"wah happen,why yuh neva save him?"
He replied "offisa,him call Jah,him call Sellassi and him call Jesus Christ.And me sitting rite ya' suh and him neva call mi!"