CharmingLady
JF-Expert Member
- Apr 16, 2012
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Prisoners' v/s Employees...!!!!! ... Really good one
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[TD="bgcolor: transparent, colspan: 2"]IN PRISON
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[TD="width: 22%, bgcolor: transparent"]AT WORK
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[TD="bgcolor: transparent, colspan: 2"]you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell .
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[TD="bgcolor: transparent"]you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle ..
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[TD="bgcolor: transparent, colspan: 2"]IN PRISON
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[TD="bgcolor: transparent, colspan: 2"]AT WORK
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[TD="bgcolor: transparent, colspan: 2"]you get three meals a day (free).
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[TD="bgcolor: transparent, colspan: 2"]you only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself .
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[TD="width: 23%, bgcolor: transparent"]IN PRISON
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[TD="width: 44%, bgcolor: transparent"]AT WORK
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[TD="bgcolor: transparent"]you get time off for good behavior.
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[TD="bgcolor: transparent"]you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
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[TD="width: 29%, bgcolor: transparent"]IN PRISON
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[TD="width: 51%, bgcolor: transparent"]AT WORK
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[TD="bgcolor: transparent"]a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you ..
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[TD="bgcolor: transparent"]you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself .
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[TD="width: 31%, bgcolor: transparent"]IN PRISON
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[TD="width: 44%, bgcolor: transparent"]AT WORK
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[TD="bgcolor: transparent"]you can watch TV and play games.
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[TD="bgcolor: transparent"]you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
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[TD="bgcolor: transparent, colspan: 4"]IN PRISON
they allow your family and
friends to visit.
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[TD="width: 98%, bgcolor: transparent"]AT WORK
you can not even speak to your family and friends.
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[TD="bgcolor: transparent, colspan: 5"]AT WORK
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[TD="bgcolor: transparent, colspan: 2"]all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
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[TD="bgcolor: transparent, colspan: 5"]You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
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Humm?
Which Sounds Better?
So what are you waiting for.........
Kill your Boss