Ni utani tu!

[Jaguar]

Pastor mmoja alikuwa akihubiri kanisani akisema"Fanyeni mema,ili mkaingie uzima wa milele,huko paradiso kuna mito ya maji,asali na kila starehe".Mara sauti ya mlevi akikatiza nje ikasikika akisema,"wape wape hao,wabongo bila kuwadanganya hawatoi sadaka,mi huko paradiso sitaki maana kama kuna asali basi kuna nyuki wa kumwaga". >Kulikuwa na harambee ya kujenga msikiti mpya mkubwa katika msikiti mmoja jijini dar.Shekhe alikuwa akisoma bahasha za michango kutoka kwa watu mbali mbali kama ifuatavyo;"alhaj juma said katoa sh.10000,allah akabar!>>alhaj abubakar mohamed katoa 25000,allah akbar!>>alhaj sadick omary ametoa sh.80000,allah akbar!>>kabla ya kusoma bahasha iliyofuata,shekhe akasita kidogo kisha akasema"Alhaj Reginald Mengi ametoa milioni 40,PRAISE THE LOOORD!,Waumini wa kiislamu wakajibu HALLELUYAAA!".

 

[Daniel Anderson]

Kwikwikwii

 

[mikatabafeki]

ah haaaa haaaaa...................duuuuh,ikawa praise the lord tena

 

[ZeMangi]

Teh teh teh teh.....

 

[Kayoka]

We mkale kwa kubalance ze story. Umepiga ndege wawili kwa mara moja..!

 

[The Dude]

Balanced!

 

[Nazjaz]

lol.....

 

[hayaka]

sio balanced tu bali ni well balanced. Thanx mkuu

 

[Jaguar]

sio balanced tu bali ni well balanced. Thanx mkuu

Thank you too your majesty!

 

[Jaguar]

We mkale kwa kubalance ze story. Umepiga ndege wawili kwa mara moja..!

Thanks your highness!

 

[AMINATA 9]

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nimependa ya mlevi

 

[fundiaminy]

umeuwa mkuu.

 

[mchemsho]

Ebana we mkaree.! Bg up.!

 

[Punguli]

halelujajaja!

 

[Jaguar]

halelujajaja!

Ameeeen!

 

[chapaa]

Acha kubeza dini za watu

 

[Jaluo_Nyeupe]

Acha kubeza dini za watu

punguza ushamba wa akili. Soma kichwa cha habari kwanza kabla ya kuchangia.

 

[Leonard Robert]

kweli hii ni well balanced.

 

[Arshant]

Umetisha jooh!

 

[Wambandwa]

Mlevi nouma!