D Metakelfin
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- Mar 23, 2017
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THE GIRL I WILL MARRY SHOULD READ THE FOLLOWING TERMS AND FACTS.
1. If we are having an argument, I will always be right.
2. In case you are right, then point number 1 also takes over.
3. When I come home past midnight , just know am coming from a meeting.Period.
4. Don't ever compare me with your ex, if he was good, what the hell are you doing with me?
5. I have ex-girlfriends! That's a fact! Better live with it darling! Quit asking how many They are because, truth is, I will lie. King Solomon of The bible was my role model.
6. Its your job to be neat always. Not mine. Finding dirty socks on my gas cookerIs as normal as harambee stars losing a match! Live with It.
7. My phone is my phone, stay away from it. In case you see Me going out to pick some Calls, dont dare ask. Just Know thats my swag and get Yourself busy by making me Some tea.---but as for you,Receive all your calls in the Room, and activate the Loudspeaker.
8. If it happens that I beat you and a visitor comes, you Should put a smile in your face And pretend that nothing had Happened.
9. When we are hanging out And you see other girls Hugging me, just know they Are my cousins. Don't dare Ask who they are.
10. Well I dont drink, so when We are two in the house and You feel some alcoholic scent Coming from my mouth, just Know its coming from our Neighbour.