Utaweza au kunichafua tu? Hii siyo ngoma ya half tank au kidumu cha Lita 5 hapa lazima uwe na full tank na reserve juu, if I didn't cam six times, basi Utakuwa umenichafua.Hapana km ni yeye mwambie anipm niende nikamtengenezee mlango na mimi pengine nitabahatika kama JIRANI
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Utaweza au kunichafua tu? Hii siyo ngoma ya half tank au kidumu cha Lita 5 hapa lazima uwe na full tank na reserve juu, if I didn't cam six times, basi Utakuwa umenichafua.
Mkuu naona hizi sred zinaonyesha unapitia katika wakati mgumu. Vumilia hayo ni mapito tu.WIFE....Honey plz lets come and help
me in the garden to clean these
flowers??
UYU.......Are you mad ,do I look like a
gardener?
WIFE.....Ok sory babie,...but
sweetheart please go and fix that
door to the bathroom,Junior broke it
last night??
UYU......I hate your nosense
requests,,do I look like a Carpenter??
..
At night UYU came back from town
and found that the garden is clean
and the door if fixed well..he was
surprised and decided to ask his wife..
..
UYU.....Honey I can see the garden is
clean and the Door is well fixed,who
fixed the door for you??
WIFE.....Its our neighbour ofcourse..
UYU.....Woow thats great,,did he fixed
it for you free of charge?
WIFE........NO he gave me two options
to choose,,,He said I must give him
BREAD OR SEX..
UYU.....I hope you gave him BREAD??
WIFE....What???....Do I look like
BAKERY???
aaaaa rudisha avatar asee 47pro!Ndiyo, kwani vipi boy?
Upo sawakabisaTatizo unaishi uswahilini.
teh !Utaweza au kunichafua tu? Hii siyo ngoma ya half tank au kidumu cha Lita 5 hapa lazima uwe na full tank na reserve juu, if I didn't cam six times, basi Utakuwa umenichafua.
Yaani ukizingua, tunamfaidisha neighbor kiroho Safi.
Hahaha.... Porojo mingiteh !
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