Kina kaka/Baba hebu tupite hapa!

Mangungu · Jan 20, 2015

Hii sijaipenda kuna baadhi ya wanawake wame suggest kwamba kuna wanaume wanahitaji kuvaa badge ya lena(Learners) kwenye zipu kwa sababu hawajui mapenzi na hawataki waambiwe hawajui wala hawako tayari wafundishwe kwa sababu wanajiona wanajua kumbe hawajui.

1.Kissing hujui.

2.Touching hujui.

3.Hujui kuweka lovebite.

4.Hujui kukuna kitovu.

5.Hujui 'kunawa bwawani' unazamisha tu kama unaranda Mbao.

6.Hujui A Spot ni nini wala G ilipo.

Na ukipewa midundo yako haieleweki,unaanza kama Hip Hop mara unachanganyia RnB halafu ghafla kitorondo kabla mdada hajaelewa unachofanya ushamaliza. Halafu unatutambulisha,"shemeji yenu huyu anaitwa Sarah"shemeji yetu au mke wetu.

My fellow men go and learn . Na ukiambiwa bado lena usinune, haikusaidii.

Tized · Jan 20, 2015

"Mwalimu Mwema!!'' Tufundishe na sisi malena.

KakaJambazi · Jan 20, 2015

MAWAZO UJENZI said:
Uuuwiiiiii hii sijaipenda Kuna baadhi ya Wanawake wameSUGGEST Kwamba kuna Wanaume wanahitaji kuvaa BADGE ya LENA(Learners) kwenye Zipu kwa sababu Hawajui Mapenzi na hawataki waambiwe hawajui wala hawako tayari wafundishwe kwa sababu wanajiona wanajua kumbe HAMNA KITU..
Kissing hujui...
Touching Hujui..
Hujui kuweka LoveBite...
Hujui kukuna kitovu..
Hujui 'kunawa bwawani' unazamisha tu kama unaranda mbao..
Hujui A Spot ni nini wala G ilipo...
Na Ukipewa midundo yako haieleweki,unaanza kama Hip Hop mara unachanganyia RnB halafu ghafla KITORONDO..Kabla mdada hajaelewa unachofanya USHAMALIZA!
Halafu unatutambulisha,"SHEMEJI YENU HUYU ANAITWA SARAH"
Shemeji yetu au MKE WETU???
My Fellow Men GO AND LEARN...Na ukiambiwa bado LENA usinune,Haikusaidii..

Ufanyiwa hao yote na hela pia upewe?!
Hela ya gesti na chakula analipa nani?

MO11 · Jan 20, 2015

Aiseeeeee tutabandika hizo lebo za lena

kabanga · Jan 20, 2015

Tized huyu ni mwanaume mwenzetu au kundi lakwao,maana anavyotukosoa wanaume utafikiri yeye siye mmoja wapo, ila yeye kajuaje ikiwa sio mkamilifu huyu....
eti nani sijui MAWAZO UJENZI hebu sema vizuri kwanza....

kabanga · Jan 20, 2015

MO11 said:
Aiseeeeee tutabandika hizo lebo za lena

MO11 umemuelewa lakini huyu jamaa...?

Miss Neddy · Jan 20, 2015

Tized said:
"Mwalimu Mwema!!'' Tufundishe na sisi malena.

hahaha we huwezi kuwa lena bhana

MO11 · Jan 20, 2015

kabanga said:
MO11 umemuelewa lakini huyu jamaa...?

anachotaka eti wakati wa mambo yetu utumie akili nyingi kama unaigiza filamu za 007

kabanga · Jan 20, 2015

MO11 said:
anachotaka eti wakati wa mambo yetu utumie akili nyingi kama unaigiza filamu za 007

tatizo langu MO11 huyu jamaa kajinasibu ikiwa yeye mwanaume, sasa yeye amejuaje matatizo yetu kama siye yeye analalamika.....

Bill of Quantity · Jan 20, 2015

Love bite isnt good for health....

KAPONGO · Jan 20, 2015

MAWAZO UJENZI said:
Uuuwiiiiii hii sijaipenda Kuna baadhi ya Wanawake wameSUGGEST Kwamba kuna Wanaume wanahitaji kuvaa BADGE ya LENA(Learners) kwenye Zipu kwa sababu Hawajui Mapenzi na hawataki waambiwe hawajui wala hawako tayari wafundishwe kwa sababu wanajiona wanajua kumbe HAMNA KITU..
Kissing hujui...
Touching Hujui..
Hujui kuweka LoveBite...
Hujui kukuna kitovu..
Hujui 'kunawa bwawani' unazamisha tu kama unaranda mbao..
Hujui A Spot ni nini wala G ilipo...
Na Ukipewa midundo yako haieleweki,unaanza kama Hip Hop mara unachanganyia RnB halafu ghafla KITORONDO..Kabla mdada hajaelewa unachofanya USHAMALIZA!
Halafu unatutambulisha,"SHEMEJI YENU HUYU ANAITWA SARAH"
Shemeji yetu au MKE WETU???
My Fellow Men GO AND LEARN...Na ukiambiwa bado LENA usinune,Haikusaidii..

Labda aina hiyo ya mibaba ni ile inayotozwa mrahaba uliopitiliza kiwango kana kwamba anayefaidi ni yeye pekee. Kwa mijimama kama hiyo dawa yake ni hiyo kupiga pasi kwenda mbele hadi unapohisi thamani ya pesa yako imetumika kihalali...kama kuridhika si alishapanga dau na akapewa!

suregirl · Jan 20, 2015

Tized said:
"Mwalimu Mwema!!'' Tufundishe na sisi malena.

japo wameambiwa kina kaka na kina baba wapitie hapa siamini hicho ulichoandika ati kwamba wewe ni mmoja wa malena

suregirl · Jan 20, 2015

MO11 said:
Aiseeeeee tutabandika hizo lebo za lena

na ww pia ngoja niangalie

Mr Adam Gella · Jan 20, 2015

KakaJambazi said:
Ufanyiwa hao yote na hela pia upewe?!
Hela ya gesti na chakula analipa nani?

Hahahahaha apo sasa hata mi Sielewi!!

suregirl · Jan 20, 2015

kabanga said:
Tized huyu ni mwanaume mwenzetu au kundi lakwao,maana anavyotukosoa wanaume utafikiri yeye siye mmoja wapo, ila yeye kajuaje ikiwa sio mkamilifu huyu....
eti nani sijui MAWAZO UJENZI hebu sema vizuri kwanza....

jibu swali ati wewe ni lena au sio lena tutafte kibandiko

gollocko · Jan 20, 2015

Hebu tueleze hizo lebo tutazipata wapi?

Slim5 · Jan 20, 2015

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Nishafeli somo lako! Acha pepa iliki!

MO11 · Jan 20, 2015

kabanga said:
tatizo langu MO11 huyu jamaa kajinasibu ikiwa yeye mwanaume, sasa yeye amejuaje matatizo yetu kama siye yeye analalamika.....

kweli hili ni tatizo la kwanza

Tamatheo · Jan 20, 2015

Lena ya huku inavaliwa kwa muda gani???????????????? Nijikoki faster.... Na ukishavaa lena si inamaanisha kila ukiendesha lazima pembeni uwe na dereva siooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mkuu nipe mwanga

Tized · Jan 20, 2015

Hahahahaaaa... Uko sahihi kamanda. Nilifikiri angeponda na kuleta solusheni hapo hapo.. anaponda na kuingia mitini,,sasa sisi malena tufanyeje jamani? Mnatuonea tu

kabanga said:
Tized huyu ni mwanaume mwenzetu au kundi lakwao,maana anavyotukosoa wanaume utafikiri yeye siye mmoja wapo, ila yeye kajuaje ikiwa sio mkamilifu huyu....
eti nani sijui MAWAZO UJENZI hebu sema vizuri kwanza....

Hahahahaaaa Shem maarifa hayana mwisho best yangu!!!! huenda kuna ugunduzi mpya.

miss neddy said:
hahaha we huwezi kuwa lena bhana

oooh mamaafacebook amini tu mamaa!!! Si unajua mbwa mzee naye ananasa mbinu mpya japo kwa kasi kidogo... najifunza tu kwa faida ya wajukuu wangu mi muda umeshanitupa mkono. Mr Rocky na BAK msipite hapa pls

mamaafacebook said:
japo wameambiwa kina kaka na kina baba wapitie hapa siamini hicho ulichoandika ati kwamba wewe ni mmoja wa malena

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