Jaguar
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- Mar 6, 2011
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Two men were walking home after a party and decided to ta take a shortcut through the cemetery.Right in the middle of the cemetery,they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.Trembling with fear,they found an old man with a hammer and a chisel,chipping away at one of the headstones. "Hey mister!,one of them said after catching his breath,"You scared us half to death--we thought you were a ghost!what are you doing working here so late at night?" Those fools!"the old man grumbled,"they misspelled my name!"