A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced a "typical Texas baby" weighing 20 pounds<br />
Two weeks later he returned to the bar, the Bartender recognised him and ask, "Aren't you the father of typical Texas baby that weighed 20 pounds at birth?<br />
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"Yup, shore am!"<br />
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"How much does he weigh now?"<br />
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The proud father answered "10 Pounds"<br />
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The bartender asked "why, what happened? he did weigh 20 Pounds<br />
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The proud father said "Just had him circumcised!!"