I've never felt safer

Ndallo

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E-Mail Note from a man in Sheffield to his friend in Birmingham:

I was fed up with being burgle d every other day in my neighborhood. So, I tore out my alarm system & De-registered from our local Neighborhood Watch.


I've planted a Pakistani flag in each corner of my front garden and a large Black Flag of ISIL in its center. Now,the Yorkshire police, the National Security Bureau, Scotland Yard, MI-5, MI-6, the CIA and every other intelligence service in Europe are all watching my house 24x7x365. My children are followed to school every day and my wife when she goes shopping. I'm followed to and from work every day. So no one bothers me at all.


I've never felt safer.
 

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