It's Great to be a woman

Speaker · May 14, 2011

Reason's why it's great to be a woman

You will always have:-

Free drinks.
Free dinners.
Free movies.
New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.
If you have to be home in time for Melrose Place, you can say so, out loud.
You can sue the President for sexual harassment.
It's possible to live your whole life without ever taking a group shower.
Excitement is only as far away as the nearest beauty-supply store.
If you forget to shave, no one has to know.
If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.
If you marry someone twenty years younger, you're aware that you look like an idiot.
You can quickly end any fight by crying.
There are times when chocolate really Can solve all your problems.
You'll never regret piercing your ears.
You can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

Enjoy dadazzz

Michelle · May 14, 2011

i think am less of a woman.....am not used to getting free drinks,lunch,movies or ending a fight by crying....chocolate has never solved any of my problems.....thanks anyway!

Jestina · May 14, 2011

Excitement is only as far away as the nearest beauty-supply store

oooh yeah....😛ound:

Speaker · May 14, 2011

Michelle said:
i think am less of a woman.....am not used to getting free drinks,lunch,movies or ending a fight by crying....chocolate has never solved any of my problems.....thanks anyway!

You are one out of a ten thousand

Michelle · May 14, 2011

Speaker said:
You are one out of a ten thousand

poor me!

Ninaweza · May 14, 2011

Hiyo no 6 prezida akiwa mwanamke itakuwaje?

Speaker · May 14, 2011

Michelle said:
poor me!

That is negative,and you shoudnt ulter any thing negative about you!
Rich Michelle

Speaker · May 14, 2011

Ninaweza said:
Hiyo no 6 prezida akiwa mwanamke itakuwaje?

Unaweza apply vile vile,dunia ya sasa haina
mwanamke au mwanaume,..ukitaka kuwa mwanaume any second unakua
na wengine kila siku wana badili njia na kuwa wana wake,...full tafsida

Dr Lizzy · May 14, 2011

Michelle said:
i think am less of a woman.....am not used to getting free drinks,lunch,movies or ending a fight by crying....chocolate has never solved any of my problems.....thanks anyway!

You and me both dearest!!!

Speaker hua wanagawa wapi hivyo vitu na mimi nikajarobu bahati???

Speaker · May 14, 2011

Lizzy said:
You and me both dearest!!!

Speaker hua wanagawa wapi hivyo vitu na mimi nikajarobu bahati???

Just try me Lizzy,....

Dr Lizzy · May 14, 2011

Speaker said:
Just try me Lizzy,....

Kwahiyo natakiwa nifanyeje???Nikuombe???

Speaker · May 14, 2011

Lizzy said:
Kwahiyo natakiwa nifanyeje???Nikuombe???

Unafanya majukumu yako,na mimi nafanya yangu at the end
unapata vilivyo orodheshwa

Gaga · May 15, 2011

Speaker said:
Unafanya majukumu yako,na mimi nafanya yangu at the end
unapata vilivyo orodheshwa

Hahahahaahha! dunia imebadilika siku hizi imekuwa tofauti kila kitu pasu kwa pasu

AshaDii · May 15, 2011

Speaker said:
Reason's why it's great to be a woman

You will always have:-

Free drinks.

Free dinners.

Free movies.

New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.

If you have to be home in time for Melrose Place, you can say so, out loud.

You can sue the President for sexual harassment.

It's possible to live your whole life without ever taking a group shower.

Excitement is only as far away as the nearest beauty-supply store.

If you forget to shave, no one has to know.

If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.

If you marry someone twenty years younger, you're aware that you look like an idiot.

You can quickly end any fight by crying.

There are times when chocolate really Can solve all your problems.

You'll never regret piercing your ears.

You can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

Enjoy dadazzz

Bana Speaker.....Bana wewe..... Why such an interest in ladies suddenly....... That list does not apply anymo' (ingawa i have to admit to one or two....)

Speaker · May 15, 2011

Asha D said:
Bana Speaker.....Bana wewe..... Why such an interest in ladies suddenly....... That list does not apply anymo' (ingawa i have to admit to one or two....)

Asha unakubali afu unakataa,yaani ur totally in that
category haha

Speaker · May 15, 2011

Gaga said:
Hahahahaahha! dunia imebadilika siku hizi imekuwa tofauti kila kitu pasu kwa pasu

ndo haki sawa eh?
mbona juzi juzi mlikua mnalia wanaume wana waomba sana
hela?

Dr Lizzy · May 15, 2011

Speaker said:
Unafanya majukumu yako,na mimi nafanya yangu at the end
unapata vilivyo orodheshwa

Majukumu gani???Na nnatakiwa nitekeleze kwa wangapi ili niwe napata hivyo vitu ALWAYS???

Speaker · May 15, 2011

Lizzy said:
Majukumu gani???Na nnatakiwa nitekeleze kwa wangapi ili niwe napata hivyo vitu ALWAYS???

Majukumu gani?---->unayajua Lizzy,ur not a kid

Speaker said:
Unafanya majukumu yako,na mimi nafanya yangu at the end
unapata vilivyo orodheshwa

Kwa wangapi?
that is one-on-one Lizzy please

Dr Lizzy · May 15, 2011

Speaker said:
Majukumu gani?---->unayajua Lizzy,ur not a kid

Kwa wangapi?
that is one-on-one Lizzy please

Ningekua nayajua ningeshapata hivyo vitu ulivyolistisha hapo juu....
Ohhj kumbe vyote vinatolewa na mmoja.....haya nisaidie hayo majukumu na
mimi nifaidi!!!

Speaker · May 15, 2011

Lizzy said:
Ningekua nayajua ningeshapata hivyo vitu ulivyolistisha hapo juu....
Ohhj kumbe vyote vinatolewa na mmoja.....haya nisaidie hayo majukumu na
mimi nifaidi!!!

Mmmh,naona utayaweza kweli,...njoo kwenye hii topic majukumu yoote
yamewekwa
https://www.jamiiforums.com/mahusiano-mapenzi-urafiki/135972-recipe-how-to-make-love-2.html

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