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Nicodemas Tambo Mwikozi · Aug 30, 2016

*Nimenakili mahali;*

Asubuhi mume alimuuliza mke wake, ulilala wapi? Mke akajibu amelala kwa rafiki yake wa kike. Mume akawapigia simu rafiki wa mke wake 10, lakini wote walikataa hakulala kwao.

Siku ya pili mume alilala nje, asubuhi aliulizwa na mkewe ulilala wapi? Mume alijibu nimelala kwa rafiki yangu wa kiume. Mke akawapigia rafiki wa mume wake 10. Rafiki 8 walikubali kuwa alilala kwao.

Cha ajabu ni kuwa wawili waliobaki walidai kuwa hadi wakati wanaongea na simu mume wake bado yupo kwao. Hiyo ndo tofauti ya wanawake na wanaume. Wanawake hawatunziani siri labda kwa masharti. Wanaume wako tayari kutunziana siri hata kama hawajaambiwa. Hata kama hawajui chochote kuhusu hiyo siri.

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Eddy Love · Aug 30, 2016

ofcoz siye ni waelewa wanaume ila wanawake kwa wanawake hawapendani daima

Daby · Aug 30, 2016

Haha....kuna msemo wanaume tunatumia mimi mwanaume mwenzako ujue

totolito · Aug 30, 2016

[emoji2][emoji2][emoji2]mbavu zangu

love you · Aug 30, 2016

Mmmmh!

Lusajo11 · Aug 30, 2016

Sure. Hata unaweza kupigiwa simu na mke wa jamaa anauliza "hizi takataka zimefikaje kwenye begi la mume wangu?" unajibu tu nisamehe shemeji, nilichanganya mabegi. Hapo ushajua jamaa alisahau kutupa zana kakuangushia jumba bovu

Shunie · Aug 30, 2016

Kweli kabisa wanaume nyie

Bonny · Aug 30, 2016

Ha ha ha ha Nina mshkaj wangu huyo akipigiwa simu na wife hapokei mpka anitafute kwanza

Edoedward1 · Aug 30, 2016

Nilikuwa na mshkaji wangu na mchepuko wake sehem flan mara wife wake akaja, mbona ilibidi mim ndo nimvae mchepuko kama mhusika na wife hakugundua hadi akatuacha..

Patience123 · Aug 30, 2016

Edoedward1 said:
Nilikuwa na mshkaji wangu na mchepuko wake sehem flan mara wife wake akaja, mbona ilibidi mim ndo nimvae mchepuko kama mhusika na wife hakugundua hadi akatuacha..

Wabaya sana nyinyi watu..., halafu alivyowaacha mkaanza kumcheka na kupongezana..

mrsfulani · Aug 30, 2016

Aisee mpk sa 2 asbh mr hajarud home sim apokei kumpgia rfk ake anasema yupo gareje shem anakuja mda si mref gereji ya asbh naona alinijbu tu kuniridhisha na vile nimemshkiza bas mr naye anakomaa mpk leo alilala gerej uwa nawaitkia tu ila wanaume shikamoonii aisee

X_INTELLIGENCE · Aug 30, 2016

😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

BansenBurner · Aug 31, 2016

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] eti bado yupo ila wanaume sisi dah

platozoom · Aug 31, 2016

Asione geniveros.

Lusajo11 · Aug 31, 2016

Nilisahau simu bar, gelofrendi naye akapita hapo bar wakati anakuja kwangu, akawakuta washkaji niliowaacha hapo wako na simu yangu. Akaomba wampe aniletee, jamaa walimkatalia kata kata!! Ile simu ilikodiwa taxi mida ya saa tano hivi usiku. Kile kitendo gelofrendi alishindwa hata namna ya kukielewa

Edoedward1 · Aug 31, 2016

Patience123 said:
Wabaya sana nyinyi watu..., halafu alivyowaacha mkaanza kumcheka na kupongezana..

No tuliskitika

Edoedward1 · Aug 31, 2016

Lusajo11 said:
Nilisahau simu bar, gelofrendi naye akapita hapo bar wakati anakuja kwangu, akawakuta washkaji niliowaacha hapo wako na simu yangu. Akaomba wampe aniletee, jamaa walimkatalia kata kata!! Ile simu ilikodiwa taxi mida ya saa tano hivi usiku. Kile kitendo gelofrendi alishindwa hata namna ya kukielewa

Hahahahaaaa nimecheka sana aisee

nosspass · Aug 31, 2016

we are still men....dadeki....

Slim5 · Aug 31, 2016

"Mbona unaniumbua sasa?"

boniface salim said:
Ha ha ha ha Nina mshkaj wangu huyo akipigiwa simu na wife hapokei mpka anitafute kwanza

AgentX · Aug 31, 2016

Mungu Ametupa Uelewa wa kujiongeza sisi wanaume. Always tuko vizuri.... Hahaha napenda thread kama hizi

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