Here Comes Kagame’s Lunatic Express To Dar Es Salaam

[jMali]

I have borrowed the term “The Lunatic Express” from Charles Miller. His humorous book is about the building of the Mombasa-Nairobi-Lake Victoria Railway — the massive British undertaking. In his book, The Lunatic Express, Miller provides details of all sorts of problems the project suffered from:

derailments, collisions, disease, tribal raids and the assaults of wild animals. The British managed to complete the railway at a considerable cost — said to be more than £5,000,000.

Kagame, too, has been dreaming about building his own lunatic express from Kigali to Dar Es Salaam. Here is timelines of Kagame’s lunatic express.

• 1998: The authorities of Rwanda, Tanzania, Burundi expressed an interest in building a railroad to Dar Es Salaam via Isaka that is already connected.
• 2003: The three countries reaffirmed need for a new Isaka-Kigali/Keza-Musongati railway line.
• 2006: Kagame recruits an American railway operator and builder,Burlington Northern Santa Fe (BNSF) to build the Kigali to Isaka railway.
• 2008: Kagame announces that the building of his lunatic railway will soon commence.
• 2008: US Trade Development Agency provides a grant to support preliminary work performed by BNSF.
• 2009: Stakeholders meet in Kigali to endorse the lunatic express.
• 2010: Kagame forgets his lunatic express — goes into violent elections.
• 2012: Kikwete and his South African counterpart destroy Kagame’s M23 in DRC.
• 2013: Kagame announces he will hit Kikwete at an opportune moment.
• 2014: Kagame, Museveni, and Kenya create the coalition of the willing — announce Kigali-Kampala-Nairobi-Mombasa railway.
• 2016: Coalition of the willing dead. Kagame is dumped by Uganda and Kenya.
• 2016: Kagame remembers his lunatic express — Rwanda, Tanzania, and Burundi become friends again.

But there is one problem. How will Burundi’s Nkurunziza and Rwanda’s Kagame build a railway, while the latter is sponsoring a militia to remove the former?

So, will Kagame get his lunatic express? I don’t think so — he has to finish Kigali Convention Centre, Bugesera International Airport, and hopefully build a sewage system — not to mention his war in Burundi.

Source: Therwandan.com

 

[pendo shununu]

poor kagame

 

[Hoshea]

Wacha ajenge lunatic express yake tufanye nao biashara, wakizinguana jwtz watapelekwa na lunatic express hadi Kigali kutuliza mambo alafu biashara zinaendelea.

 

[Bilionea Asigwa]

Mwacheni Kagame kidogo apumue aisee.

Jamaa ni visionary japo anaweza kuwa na mapungufu yake kama binadamu.

mchambawima1 pitia kwa kipande hii.....

 

[Bazazi]

Ni Muimla tu kama waimla wengine tu.

 

[MK254]

Build a sewage system?

 

[Hoshea]

Hehee, ati sewage system. Mshaanza changanyikiwa.

 

[Kabembe]

The Museven and Magufuri lunatic oil pipeline and Uhuru,Museven pipeline saga is a dog eat dog war,a lunatic oil rich M7 says that he keeps two dogs (TZ,KE) and the one who good hunter will stay and eat with dog owner.

 

[mchambawima1]

Build a sewage system?

Good question! one might wonder, why is this INTERAHAMWE so obsessed with our sewage/sewerage system while his hosting country, is where people are still dying of cholera? ridiculous, isn't? jMali stay tuned, we are on another level... actions speak louder than words! can't wait to see his reaction, soon we are all over the place! take a look...
Rwanda’s cashless bus payment system to be exported soon | Africanews

 

[mchambawima1]

Mwacheni Kagame kidogo apumue aisee.

Jamaa ni visionary japo anaweza kuwa na mapungufu yake kama binadamu.

mchambawima1 pitia kwa kipande hii.....

Mwacheni Kagame kidogo apumue aisee.

Jamaa ni visionary japo anaweza kuwa na mapungufu yake kama binadamu.

mchambawima1 pitia kwa kipande hii.....

kwa wkawaida mtoto akianza kupiga kelele za bila maana, hii ndio dawa yake

 

[Baba Mkali]

Hii ngoma ni kubwa sana kwangu hata kutingishia mkono tu. Ngoja nisubscribe tu niwasome wajuvi wa mambo hapa!!

 

[jMali]

Good question! one might wonder, why is this INTERAHAMWE so obsessed with our sewage/sewerage system while his hosting country, is where people are still dying of cholera? ridiculous, isn't? jMali stay tuned, we are on another level... actions speak louder than words! can't wait to see his reaction, soon we are all over the place! take a look...
Rwanda’s cashless bus payment system to be exported soon | Africanews

Rwanda projects are like ali kiba, always "COMING SOON!" The post shows that even this lunatic express was "COMING SOON" since 1998!

 

[MK254]

The Museven and Magufuri lunatic oil pipeline and Uhuru,Museven pipeline saga is a dog eat dog war,a lunatic oil rich M7 says that he keeps two dogs (TZ,KE) and the one who good hunter will stay and eat with dog owner.

Hehehe!!! Our dog will eat even the owner, we are nyang'aus...
Hivi mbona hamueleweki, mumempa Kagame majukumu ya kuwatengenezea reli halafu hata kabla hajaanza, tayari mnamzingua. Hivi nyie huwa mnaendana na nani hii Afrika.

 

[Xplorer]

Hehehe!!! Our dog will eat even the owner, we are nyang'aus...
Hivi mbona hamueleweki, mumempa Kagame majukumu ya kuwatengenezea reli halafu hata kabla hajaanza, tayari mnamzingua. Hivi nyie huwa mnaendana na nani hii Afrika.

It is clear that SGR route through dsm port was always the best option for Kigali though realization of this project was always constrained by the strain relationship between PK and JK.

Be sure that PK will accord his total support towards the implementation of the project apende asipende since they have nowhere to opt,by the way Kigali is now working hard to finance the tendering process while China has already tabled $6.8bn for the project.

Sasa hivi hatuhitaji kuendana na yeyote,tumefanya hivyo for more than 50years lakini tumeishia kuitwa "a sleeping giant" now that Bulldozer is in reign tunaangalia maslahi ya Tanzania tu.

 

[MK254]

It is clear that SGR route through dsm port was always the best option for Kigali though realization of this project was always constrained by the strain relationship between PK and JK.

Be sure that PK will accord his total support towards the implementation of the project apende asipende since they have nowhere to opt,by the way Kigali is now working hard to finance the tendering process while China has already tabled $6.8bn for the project.

Sasa hivi hatuhitaji kuendana na yeyote,tumefanya hivyo for more than 50years lakini tumeishia kuitwa "a sleeping giant" now that Bulldozer is in reign tunaangalia maslahi ya Tanzania tu.

Not just SGR, every of your immediate neighbors should have considered Dar as the best option right from the start. But your "sleeping giant" has been nothing but constant frustration to each one of them. For some Burundians and Rwandans to bear so much cost and travel all the way to Mombasa port, shows how worse you people had gotten.

Tatizo lenu hamuendani na yeyote, miaka yote mnawazingua majirani wenu wote, mpo kimajungu kwa kila kitu. Huwa nashukuru Mungu sana kwamba sisi Wakenya hatukuwekwa kwenye utegemezi wa bandari yenu, aisei tungekoma.

 

[GeniSys101]

Hehehe!!! Our dog will eat even the owner, we are nyang'aus...
Hivi mbona hamueleweki, mumempa Kagame majukumu ya kuwatengenezea reli halafu hata kabla hajaanza, tayari mnamzingua. Hivi nyie huwa mnaendana na nani hii Afrika.

Kwani mkuu mwandishi wa hii habari anatoka nchi gani?

 

[Kabembe]

Hehehe!!! Our dog will eat even the owner, we are nyang'aus...
Hivi mbona hamueleweki, mumempa Kagame majukumu ya kuwatengenezea reli halafu hata kabla hajaanza, tayari mnamzingua. Hivi nyie huwa mnaendana na nani hii Afrika.

We have just copied from Nyang'au style..hahahaaa