Maid asked 4 a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a ......pay increase?"
Maria: "Well, Ma'm, there are three reasons why I want an increase.The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"...
Maria: "Your husband said so."
Wife: "Oh."
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense! Who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Your husband did."
Wife: "Oh.."
Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed."
Wife: (Really furious now)"Did my husband say that as well!? " Maria: "No Ma'm ... The gardener did."
Wife: "So, how much do you want?
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a ......pay increase?"
Maria: "Well, Ma'm, there are three reasons why I want an increase.The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"...
Maria: "Your husband said so."
Wife: "Oh."
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense! Who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Your husband did."
Wife: "Oh.."
Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed."
Wife: (Really furious now)"Did my husband say that as well!? " Maria: "No Ma'm ... The gardener did."
Wife: "So, how much do you want?