Zinduna
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1) Eric Cantona (On receiving an 8 months ban after kicking a fan): "When d seagulls follow d trawler, it's because they think that sardines will be thrown into d sea".
2) Ian Holloway (After Ugly win against Chesterfield): "To put it in gentleman's terms if you've been out for a night and you're looking for a young lady and you pull one, some weeks they're good looking and some weeks they're not the best. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She weren't the best looking lady we ended up taking home but she was very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much, let's have a coffee"
3). Arsene Wenger (On chelsea's courting of Ashley Cole in 2005): " If pple com 2 ur window & talk to ur wife every nyt, u cant accept it without asking what's happening".
4).Liverpool's Bill Shankly: "Some pple believe football is a matter of life & death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude, I can assure it is much much more important than that".
5).Sir Alex Ferguson (on Arsene Wenger): " They say he's an intelligent man right? Speaks five languages! I've got a 15yr old boy from d ivory Coast who speaks 5 languages!".
6).Ian Holloway (on having series of bad luck in matches): "Right now everything is going wrong for me. If I fell in a barrel of bo*bs, I'd come out sucking my thumb".
7). Gianluca Vialli: " When Manchester United are @ their best, I am close to Org*sm".
9). Newcastle's Kevin Keegan: "We deserved to win this game after hammering them 0-0 in d first half".
10). Brian Clough: " If I had an argument with a player we would sit down for 20mins talk about it & then decide I was right".
11). Ian Holloway (On Happiness): "I couldn't be more chuffed if I were a badger @ d start of a mating season".
12). Sir Alex Ferguson 2003 (On surpassing Liverpool's18th league title): "My greatest Challenge is not what's happening at the moment, my greatest challenge is knocking liverpool right off their f**king perch. And u can print that".
13). Former Dannish Football Manager Ebbe Skordah : "In Football Statistics are like miniskirts. They give u good ideas but hide the important things".
14). Ian Holloway: "I don't see the problem with footballers taking their shirts off after scoring a goal? They enjoy it and the young ladies enjoy it too. I suppose thats one of the main reasons women come to football games, to see the young men take their shirts off. Of course they'd have to go and watch another game because my lads are as ugly as sin."
15). Former Man Utd's Manager Sir Matt Busby (On tactics): " It was a very simple team talk. All
I used to say was, whenever possible, give d ball to George Best".
16)Liverpool's Bill Shankly (on Everton's rivalry): " When I've got nothing better to do I look down d league table 2 c how Everton are getting along".
17).Ian Holloway (On commitment): " There was a spell in d second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth".
18) Sir Alex Ferguson (On kicking a boot into David
Beckham's face in 2003): "It was a freakish incident. If I tried it 100 or a million times it couldn't happen again. If I could I would have carried on playing!"
19). Scotland's Berti Vogts: "If I walked on water, my accusers would say it is because I can't swim".
20).Peterborough's Chris Turner: "I ve told the players we need to win matches so dat I can av d cash to buy some new ones".
21). Ade Akinbiyi: "I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing.
22).David Beckham: "My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7."
23). Elbert Hubbard: "Watching football is like watching po*nography. There's plenty of action, and I can't take my eyes off it, but when it's over, I wonder why the hell I spent an afternoon doing it.
24). Ian Holloway ( His view about possession game): "If you're a burglar, it's no good poncing about outside somebody's house, looking good with your swag bag ready. Just get in there, burgle them and come out. I don't advocate that obviously, it's just an analogy. "
25).Ronaldinho ( After winning world best in 2006): On being the best footballer in the World he said; "I don't feel that i'm the best at Barca. I know i'm important to the team, but the best, no, not really. I do what i can and others do things I can't.
26). Sir Alex Ferguson (On Manchester City) "Sometimes you have a noisy neighbour. You cannot do anything about that. They will always be noisy. You just have to get on with your life, put your television on and turn it up a bit louder."
27). Jose Mourinho: "The only thing that I want to say is that we are the best ones and in normal conditions we are more than the best ones. In normal conditions we will be
champions. In abnormal conditions we also will be champions"
28).Jose Mourinho (On chelsea owner Roman Abramovich): "If Roman Abramovich helped me out in training we would be bottom of the league, and if I had to work in his world of big business, we would be bankrupt".
29). Claudio Borghi (A former Argentinian footballer and Chile's manager):
"Coaching Boca Juniors is like having sex with the windows open. You don't get any privacy, ever."
"Juan Roman Riquelme is a different kind of player, like a woman with three br*asts."
"In football you can't wait until you've conceded a goal before you start taking the game to the opposition. It's like with women: if you go to a disco and see a stunning blonde you have to go after her, you can't just wait until the end of the night or for the disco to close."
30). Leeds' Howard Wilkinson: "There's only two types of manager. Those who've been sacked and those who will be sacked in the future".
