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Female Reproductive Organ- Uke

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ta Muganyizi, Dec 30, 2011.

  1. Ta Muganyizi

    Ta Muganyizi JF Gold Member

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    Siku moja wanafunzi wa kidato cha nne walikuwa wanafanya mtihani wa Civics...wakakuta swali linalouliza kuwa " Draw and label the female reproductive organ yaani uke.

    Dada mmoja alijaribu kuichora lakini ikamshinda..... basi akaamua achukue karatasi ya A4 ili aibandike ukeni kisha aje aigilizie na penseli. Kumbe pembeni Kaka mmoja yuko anamwangalia na alipoona kuwa huyo Dada atafanikiwa ikabidi amshtaki kwa mwalimu hivyo akapiga kelele ifuatavyo.

    "Teacher........teacher......teacher........this is not fair.... She is copying from the orijino" Teh the the hapy nyu year.
     
  2. Ta Muganyizi

    Ta Muganyizi JF Gold Member

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    Dont copy from the orijino
     
  3. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Haiwezekani kwenye civics uambiwe mambo ya reproductive organs hiyo ni biology.
    Labda kwa kuwa nimemaliza form 4 siku nyingi na mambo yamebadilika
     
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    Kweli kabisa Kabakabana. Isitoshe, thread hii mbona yafanana na ile ya Angel Nylon yenye title ya kiingereza: 'A Test to draw a picture?' Je Muganyizi thread hiyo ya Angel Nylon ulishaiona? Kama bado itafute huku jamvini halafu urudi mwaka mpya na neno.
     
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    Misodos Member

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    Duh hiyo kali
     
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    Labda kwa sababu amesema ni jorks!
     
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    Tz-guy JF-Expert Member

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    Nacheka kwa sauti kubwa: HA kHA KHA KHA KHA KHA HAAAA...
     
  8. Ta Muganyizi

    Ta Muganyizi JF Gold Member

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    Jamani mie nasema ni Civics kama huamini soma signature yangu. Nyie mnalazimisha iwe bios loh>>>
     
  9. Ta Muganyizi

    Ta Muganyizi JF Gold Member

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    Biology teacher told all student in a test to draw a vagina. One girl felt shy and looked down, suddenly a boy shouted:
    'Teacher she's copying'

    Hapa unaona A4.............HAPA UNAONA KUIGILIZIA NA PENSELI.......... we vitu tofauti
     
  10. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    yah mwenyewe nilishaiona nikacheka kweli,lakini hapa lol
     
  11. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    mhh labda lakini hata kama ni joke iendane na uhalisia basi ili hata mtu ajenge picha na kumfanya aburudike nayo
     
  12. Kabakabana

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    sawa baba ni civics.
     
  13. Jile79

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    makubwa.
     
  14. Ta Muganyizi

    Ta Muganyizi JF Gold Member

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    makubwa...madogo yana harufu au nafuu?
     
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    Copy and pest last wik ilikuwemo humu
     
  16. Ta Muganyizi

    Ta Muganyizi JF Gold Member

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    Mie sikuwepo wala sikuiona......i delete basi
     
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    Huu sasa ni uvivu wa kufikiri!Juzi tu imetoka thread kwa kiingereza,wewe umetafsiri na ku-modify kidogo!Si njema!
     
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    hacha kudharau kazi za watu weye! Nyie bila kalipio hamuelewi.
     
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    Signature yako ina mushkel mwishoni. "................you cant force him or her to eat that water" Is water eaten or drunk?
     
  20. Ta Muganyizi

    Ta Muganyizi JF Gold Member

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    Mwana ichunie tu hii signature
     
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