Dr. Ring Ding needle rylics

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- The Needle
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I am not a qualified physician
And I don’t want to give this
injection
I am not a qualified physician
And I don’t want to give this
injection
Dorothy is begging for trouble
She insist I should give her this
needle
But, darling, one thing I want you
know
Don’t blame me for where the needle
go

Chorus:
I push it in
She pull it out
I push it back
She start to shout
“Dr Ring Ding, you’re terrible
I can’t stand the size of your needle”

She lied on in such a position
It was difficult to give this injection
She start holding on to the needle
Making me so uncomfortable
I said “Darling can’t you be steady
I’m going to have it done very
shortly”
She said “Dr Ring Ding I am sorry
But the size of the needle frighten
me”

Chorus

She still wouldn’t lie down quietly
Constantly moving her body
So I slap her in the face with vexation
And I went on giving the injection
She screamed “Doctor stop! I can’t
stand the pain!
I don’t think you’re inside the right
vain”
I said “It’s your own fault you
wouldn’t be told
The needle must be stick in the
wrong hole”

Chorus

I pull it from that hole and start again
I have the needle now in the right
vain
The needle just gone in half a inch
The stupid young lady start to clinch
Suddenly she ???
Doc I can feel the penicillin going in
I said “You little fool what you do
You talk until the needle breaking
you”
Chorus
 
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