INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed adistinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in theflower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly underBoyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuableprograms, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and theninstalled undesirable programs such as : NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs4.1 Al so Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simplycrashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 tofix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, whileHusband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command:ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forgetto install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed,Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please notethat Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting andSnoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize controlof all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limitedmemory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might considerbuying additional software to improve memory and performance. Werecommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!