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- Oct 25, 2012
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A boss was telling an applicant the two main rules of the company...
He said
Our 2nd rule is cleanliness. Did u wipe ur feet on the mat before coming in?
the applicant replied,
Yes Sir! I did.
The Boss said
OUR 1st rule is Trustworthiness.
There was no mat!
*******
Can a woman make you a millionaire?
YES.
.
.
.
If ur a billionaire.
*******
A perfect gal doesn't bother, doesn't shout, ......doesn't flirt with others....doesn't lies...
doesnt cheat, .......doesn't exists.
Boss: do u believe in life after death?
Employee:Certainly Not!!
Boss: Well, there is now. After u left early yesterday to go to ur uncle's funeral, He came here looking for yoouu
He said
Our 2nd rule is cleanliness. Did u wipe ur feet on the mat before coming in?
the applicant replied,
Yes Sir! I did.
The Boss said
OUR 1st rule is Trustworthiness.
There was no mat!
*******
Can a woman make you a millionaire?
YES.
.
.
.
If ur a billionaire.
*******
A perfect gal doesn't bother, doesn't shout, ......doesn't flirt with others....doesn't lies...
doesnt cheat, .......doesn't exists.
Boss: do u believe in life after death?
Employee:Certainly Not!!
Boss: Well, there is now. After u left early yesterday to go to ur uncle's funeral, He came here looking for yoouu