Cheka unenepe!!!

Red Scorpion · Sep 4, 2014

GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu itakuwaje?
BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja nikupe kionjo kidogo tu
GIRL: Enhee...
BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga zizi zima la ng'ombe napeleka kwa babu yako
GIRL: Ooh baby u care..
BOY: Siyo hivyo tu, baba yako ntamnunulia Range Rover Sport na mama mkwe ntampa Range Rover Evoque
GIRL: Baby u are awesome...
BOY: Halagu mdogo wako wa kiume ntampa Prado Tx, na hapo nimesukutua tu mdomo sijaanza kula....
GIRL: Enhee...na sisi??
BOY: Sisi tutachukua mtaa mzima Oysterbay, kila wiki tutaishi nyumba tofauti
Halafu siku ya harusi yetu tutakodi zile meli zinabeba makontena ndiyo iwe ukumbi wetu, itatupeleka hadi Maldives
GIRL: Baby I love you
BOY: Tukitoka hapo tunaenda honeymoon Bahamas....halafu tunaenda Taiwan shopping ya fenicha, kisha Japan shopping ua electronics, halafu tunaenda Dubai nikununulie vito vya thamani
GIRL: Ooh my sweetheart...halafu tukitoka huko??
BOY: Tukitoka huko nachukua ndoo ya maji nakumwagia uzinduke usingizini na ndoto yako imeishia hapo

Andunje Mdogo · Sep 4, 2014

Duh,we mkali mheshimiwa

Nestle · Sep 5, 2014

Hehehe

zero wolf · Sep 6, 2014

Unatishaa.

no one like you · Sep 6, 2014

wee ni noma,nimechekaje!

Tilitoo · Sep 6, 2014

Hahahahaha niko hoi,,,mkuu

spade4spade · Sep 6, 2014

Demu bongolala!

Thomas kartel · Sep 6, 2014

Hahaha

aqeelah · Sep 6, 2014

We mkaliiii...

Anaphy Nanter · Sep 6, 2014

Unatisha

miss ngatara · Sep 6, 2014

Yaan ningekuwa Mimi ndio huyo demu sijui ningekuwaje, maana nimecheka

Red Scorpion · Sep 8, 2014

miss ngatara said:
Yaan ningekuwa Mimi ndio huyo demu sijui ningekuwaje, maana nimecheka

Ukimuona anakuja na ndoo ya maji unakimbia ili asikumwagie so unabaki hukohuko!

Red Scorpion · Sep 8, 2014

miss ngatara said:
Yaan ningekuwa Mimi ndio huyo demu sijui ningekuwaje, maana nimecheka

Anaphy Nanter said:
Unatisha

aqeelah said:
We mkaliiii...

Thomas kartel said:
Hahaha

spade4spade said:
Demu bongolala!

Tilitoo said:
Hahahahaha niko hoi,,,mkuu

no one like you said:
wee ni noma,nimechekaje!

zero wolf said:
Unatishaa.

Nestle said:
Hehehe

Andunje Mdogo said:
Duh,we mkali mheshimiwa

Pamoja wakuu!

miss ngatara · Sep 8, 2014

Red Scorpion said:
Ukimuona anakuja na ndoo ya maji unakimbia ili asikumwagie so unabaki hukohuko!

Yaan we kiboko

respect wa boda · Sep 8, 2014

Duuhhh.....!!

BACK TANGANYIKA

Mitula · Sep 8, 2014

umetishaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

Kv-london · Sep 9, 2014

Umenpa raha sana kiongozi

The Icebreaker · Sep 10, 2014

Red Scorpion said:
GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu itakuwaje?
BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja nikupe kionjo kidogo tu
GIRL: Enhee...
BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga zizi zima la ng'ombe napeleka kwa babu yako
GIRL: Ooh baby u care..
BOY: Siyo hivyo tu, baba yako ntamnunulia Range Rover Sport na mama mkwe ntampa Range Rover Evoque
GIRL: Baby u are awesome...
BOY: Halagu mdogo wako wa kiume ntampa Prado Tx, na hapo nimesukutua tu mdomo sijaanza kula....
GIRL: Enhee...na sisi??
BOY: Sisi tutachukua mtaa mzima Oysterbay, kila wiki tutaishi nyumba tofauti
Halafu siku ya harusi yetu tutakodi zile meli zinabeba makontena ndiyo iwe ukumbi wetu, itatupeleka hadi Maldives
GIRL: Baby I love you
BOY: Tukitoka hapo tunaenda honeymoon Bahamas....halafu tunaenda Taiwan shopping ya fenicha, kisha Japan shopping ua electronics, halafu tunaenda Dubai nikununulie vito vya thamani
GIRL: Ooh my sweetheart...halafu tukitoka huko??
BOY: Tukitoka huko nachukua ndoo ya maji nakumwagia uzinduke usingizini na ndoto yako imeishia hapo

Safi jabisa Kamanda....Thanks

mamanzara · Sep 10, 2014

Hahahahaaaa, You made my day. Thank you.

Red Scorpion said:
GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu itakuwaje?
BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja nikupe kionjo kidogo tu
GIRL: Enhee...
BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga zizi zima la ng'ombe napeleka kwa babu yako
GIRL: Ooh baby u care..
BOY: Siyo hivyo tu, baba yako ntamnunulia Range Rover Sport na mama mkwe ntampa Range Rover Evoque
GIRL: Baby u are awesome...
BOY: Halagu mdogo wako wa kiume ntampa Prado Tx, na hapo nimesukutua tu mdomo sijaanza kula....
GIRL: Enhee...na sisi??
BOY: Sisi tutachukua mtaa mzima Oysterbay, kila wiki tutaishi nyumba tofauti
Halafu siku ya harusi yetu tutakodi zile meli zinabeba makontena ndiyo iwe ukumbi wetu, itatupeleka hadi Maldives
GIRL: Baby I love you
BOY: Tukitoka hapo tunaenda honeymoon Bahamas....halafu tunaenda Taiwan shopping ya fenicha, kisha Japan shopping ua electronics, halafu tunaenda Dubai nikununulie vito vya thamani
GIRL: Ooh my sweetheart...halafu tukitoka huko??
BOY: Tukitoka huko nachukua ndoo ya maji nakumwagia uzinduke usingizini na ndoto yako imeishia hapo

Lady N · Sep 10, 2014

teh, nimecheka mpaka basi

Cheka unenepe!!!

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