Boy! Harusi yetu itakuaje?

GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie
harusi yetu itakuwaje?
BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi
kushuhudiwa, ngoja nikupe
kionjo kidogo tu
GIRL: Enhee...
BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka
mahari nitaswaga zizi zima la
ng'ombe napeleka kwa babu
yako
GIRL:Ooh baby u care..
BOY:Siyo hivyo tu, baba yako
ntamnunulia Range Rover
Sport na mama mkwe ntampa
Range Rover Evoque
GIRL:Baby u are awesome...
BOY:Halafu mdogo wako wa
kiume ntampa Prado Tx,na
hapo nimesukutua tu mdomo
sijaanza kula..
GIRL:Enhee...na sisi??
BOY:Sisi tutachukua mtaa
mzima Oysterbay,kila wiki
tutaishi nyumba tofauti
Halafu siku ya harusi yetu
tutakodi zile meli zinabeba
makontena ndiyo iwe ukumbi
wetu,itatupelek a hadi
Maldives
GIRL:Baby I love you
BOY:Tukitoka hapo tunaenda
honeymoon Bahamas..halafu
tunaenda Taiwan shopping ya
fenicha, kisha Japan shopping
ya electronics, halafu tunaenda
Dubai nikununulie vito vya
thamani
GIRL:Ooh my sweetheart...ha
lafu tukitoka huko??
BOY:Tukitoka huko nachukua
ndoo ya maji nakumwagia
uzinduke usingizini na ndoto
yako imeishia hapo.......

Ha ha ha.... He he he... Hi hi hi...