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mangi mandara · Dec 29, 2013

Abari zenu,mpenz wangu bana kasafiri ameenda mikoa ya kanda ya ziwa kama mjuavyo ni msimu wa christmas na mwakampya,kiukweli simuamini %,maana sijazaliwa nae sasa akirudi nataka nipime ile naniliu yake kama imegegedwa maana mpaka sasa mwez mmoja umeisha alafu nnaham nae sana kiukweli lazima bed langu sku iyo akirudi itakua vumbi tuuu mpaka kukuche sasa ntajuaje kama wakuda wameshapakua uko alikokuepo,kiukweli na yeye tunavyowasiliana anasema amemis sana mnaniliu wa mpenz wake nae anaham yakurudi ili nimshughulikie,sasa ntajuaje mali yangu imeguswa na wakuda jamani,maana kuna baadhi ya waschana huwa waongo maana wangu simuamini hivyo msaada wa vipimo tafadhali matusi spendi ila kama wekichwa ngumu unaweza kutukana tu sio mbaya kwa muelewa naomba ushauri pls.

miss strong · Dec 29, 2013

Haitakusaidia.......hata kama kaliwa!!!

traceman · Dec 29, 2013

Hapo kazi...coz akija atakuwa ameshaoga na yuko safi. Kwa kisayasi zaidi chunguza wingi wa mbegu akimwaga kwani huwa zinakuwa kidogo zikiwa zinatokatoka. Kama ukiona nyingi jua akuzitumia.

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BADILI TABIA · Dec 29, 2013

Hovyoooooo

Wandugu Masanja · Dec 29, 2013

vipi na yeye kama hakuamini atajuwaje kuwa wewe hukuenda pembeni?

serio · Dec 29, 2013

Wewe inaonyesha dhahir unataka amegwe..
Why don't you believe in her? Trust her this one time aiseee...
By the way, ile kitu ni elastic,(imagine kichwa cha mtoto kinapita, and with time anarudi back to normal) so you won't know anything mpaka akuambie mwenyewee...
#Tulia

Lihove · Dec 29, 2013

Ukiona hapati signal ujue nyaya zote zineshakatwa

serio · Dec 29, 2013

traceman said:
Hapo kazi...coz akija atakuwa ameshaoga na yuko safi. Kwa kisayasi zaidi chunguza wingi wa mbegu akimwaga kwani huwa zinakuwa kidogo zikiwa zinatokatoka. Kama ukiona nyingi jua akuzitumia.

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Hata kama hajaoga, hizo mbegu utaziona vipi? Au utamwelewesha kwamba una kautafiti unafanya, so akupe uhuru wa kuchunguza sehem zake za siri?

serio · Dec 29, 2013

Lihove said:
Ukiona hapati signal ujue nyaya zote zineshakatwa

Teheeeee, labda kwa kabang unaweza kugundua kama imeliwa., lol

traceman · Dec 29, 2013

Ukichunguza hutapata harufu wa kuona chochote koz atakuwa ameoga tayari. Akiwa bado unaweza sikia arufu ya tafauti.

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Mwasandembwa · Dec 29, 2013

Mhhhhh makubwa, kujipa presha bureeeeee.

Mwanawalwa · Dec 29, 2013

kazi kweli ndoa ndoano siku hizi , lyf is too short to worry about anything kwani ukishajua whats next will you do ,umeoa lini kwani ?

Mashaxizo · Dec 29, 2013

serio said:
Hata kama hajaoga, hizo mbegu utaziona vipi? Au utamwelewesha kwamba una kautafiti unafanya, so akupe uhuru wa kuchunguza sehem zake za siri?

hahahahahaaa!
Mkuu nilimskia bibi akisema yeye kama atarudi safari isiyoleweka, alikua anavuliwa nguo na kutiliwa ugoro/tumbaku puani huku kawekwa mbuzi kagoma!
Yaani hapo akipiga chafya tu yale makitu (manii) yanatoka na kuruka kama yalivyoingia!
Teh teh teh!
...
But sidhani kama hiyo rule itaapply kwa alieliwa kitambo and/or alieliwa kwa kondom!
...
Chezea wazee wa zamani weye!

mangatara · Dec 29, 2013

Mashaxizo said:
hahahahahaaa!
Mkuu nilimskia bibi akisema yeye kama atarudi safari isiyoleweka, alikua anavuliwa nguo na kutiliwa ugoro/tumbaku puani huku kawekwa mbuzi kagoma!
Yaani hapo akipiga chafya tu yale makitu (manii) yanatoka na kuruka kama yalivyoingia!
Teh teh teh!
...
But sidhani kama hiyo rule itaapply kwa alieliwa kitambo and/or alieliwa kwa kondom!
...
Chezea wazee wa zamani weye!

Kweli JF ni kiboko yao. Kila mmoja humu ni teacher. Uliisikiaga wapi bana nasi tukajipatie hii falsafa? Namshauri huyu Bwana akaoe kwenye kabila hilo lako aachane na huo ukanda wa Ziwa kwani, lazima kamegwa tu naye hana uwezo wa kumpima kama wa kwako

Mamndenyi · Dec 29, 2013

Na ndo maana magonjwa hayaishi kwa kuwa siyo rahisi kujua. Dawa ya hiyo kitu ni sabuni na maji tu. Uaminifu ni muhimu sana kwenye hayo makitu.

muhomakilo jr · Dec 29, 2013

Mashaxizo said:
hahahahahaaa!
Mkuu nilimskia bibi akisema yeye kama atarudi safari isiyoleweka, alikua anavuliwa nguo na kutiliwa ugoro/tumbaku puani huku kawekwa mbuzi kagoma!
Yaani hapo akipiga chafya tu yale makitu (manii) yanatoka na kuruka kama yalivyoingia!
Teh teh teh!
...
But sidhani kama hiyo rule itaapply kwa alieliwa kitambo and/or alieliwa kwa kondom!
...
Chezea wazee wa zamani weye!

Ilibidi nicheke tu,JF bhana.

serio · Dec 29, 2013

Mashaxizo said:
hahahahahaaa!
Mkuu nilimskia bibi akisema yeye kama atarudi safari isiyoleweka, alikua anavuliwa nguo na kutiliwa ugoro/tumbaku puani huku kawekwa mbuzi kagoma!
Yaani hapo akipiga chafya tu yale makitu (manii) yanatoka na kuruka kama yalivyoingia!
Teh teh teh!
...
But sidhani kama hiyo rule itaapply kwa alieliwa kitambo and/or alieliwa kwa kondom!
...
Chezea wazee wa zamani weye!

Teheee teheee... What if jamaa alitumia condom, au alimwaga nje mzigo wotee????
Hahhahaaaaaa, stil ujanja hakuna..

concious mind · Dec 29, 2013

Swal la msingi ukishajua unafanyaj? Ni ngumu kujua but mbona amekaa muda mrefu sana

ndetichia · Dec 29, 2013

mangi mandara said:
Abari zenu,mpenz wangu bana kasafiri ameenda mikoa ya kanda ya ziwa kama mjuavyo ni msimu wa christmas na mwakampya,kiukweli simuamini %,maana sijazaliwa nae sasa akirudi nataka nipime ile naniliu yake kama imegegedwa maana mpaka sasa mwez mmoja umeisha alafu nnaham nae sana kiukweli lazima bed langu sku iyo akirudi itakua vumbi tuuu mpaka kukuche sasa ntajuaje kama wakuda wameshapakua uko alikokuepo,kiukweli na yeye tunavyowasiliana anasema amemis sana mnaniliu wa mpenz wake nae anaham yakurudi ili nimshughulikie,sasa ntajuaje mali yangu imeguswa na wakuda jamani,maana kuna baadhi ya waschana huwa waongo maana wangu simuamini hivyo msaada wa vipimo tafadhali matusi spendi ila kama wekichwa ngumu unaweza kutukana tu sio mbaya kwa muelewa naomba ushauri pls.

inyonye chumvichumvi ikiwa kidogo basi kaliwa ikiwa nyingi basi yupo poa dude..

segere · Dec 29, 2013

Mashaxizo said:
hahahahahaaa!
Mkuu nilimskia bibi akisema yeye kama atarudi safari isiyoleweka, alikua anavuliwa nguo na kutiliwa ugoro/tumbaku puani huku kawekwa mbuzi kagoma!
Yaani hapo akipiga chafya tu yale makitu (manii) yanatoka na kuruka kama yalivyoingia!
Teh teh teh!
...
But sidhani kama hiyo rule itaapply kwa alieliwa kitambo and/or alieliwa kwa kondom!
...
Chezea wazee wa zamani weye!

dah kumbe elimu sio vyeti, leo nimekumbana na SCIENCE ya ajabu na yenye ukweli mtupu. asante bibi wa Mashaxizo..

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