A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a...
Daktari mmoja wa hospitali fulani huku mkoani alimpokea mgonjwa akiwa na matatizo ya kuvimba bush..then dokta akataja cost za kumfanyia sugery mean upasuaji na apointment ya siku mgonjwa kuja...
A guy says to the bartender, "A glass of your finest Less, please."
"Less? Never heard of it."
"C'mon, sure you have."
"No, really, we don't stock it. What is it? Some kind of foreign beer?"...
Neno dogo lenye maana pana, angalia;- M=malengo ni dira ya mafanikio. A=Angalia walioko chini, kwani maisha ni kupanda na kushuka. Na chochote upewacho ni mtihani kwako. I= Ishi kama dunia ni kitu...
The definitive explanation of MARKETING
This will clear up any confusion ......
You're a woman and you see a handsome man at a party.
You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's...
Seeing the Unseen
Wife: U say I look old but one of your friends still praises me.
Husband: Must be Jignesh Shah!
Wife: Yes but how do you know?
Husband: He is a Scrap Dealer.
MEN WILL NEVER CHANGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and
asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
In his highly...
Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi, what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my...
Ndugu wanaJF,kati ya sisi watanzania wengi tunashindwa kufanikiwa katika mambo flaniflani kwa sababu tu hatujui format ya kuandika jambo flani.jst take your time to copy and paste any important...
* I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in, she said: Cheque books.
* The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.
* What is...
KWA WALE WENYE MAGARI NA AMBAO HAMPANDI DALADALA.
HIVI NDO VIOJA TUNAVYOPATA KWENYE DALADALA WENZENU TUSIO NA MAGARI!
Mlokole: "Nyimbo gani mnapiga?!? Wekeni nyimbo za Yesu.."
Konda: "Vipi...
1. You unwrap all your gifts carefully, so that you can reuse the wrapper.
2. You call a person you've never met before uncle or aunt.
3. More than 90% of the music CD's and cassettes in...
Nakumbuka sana changamoto nilizokua nimekutana nazo by the time najiunga Jf, binafsi yangu nimepata kuwasaidia maelekezo Members wenzangu wa4 namna ya kujiunga Jf.
Tofauti na mimi wakati...
Wana wa Bodi wenza, habarini za Jumapili .
Napenda sana kuutumia uwepo wa wengi wenu majumbani katika siku kama hii ya leo kupenyeza lile/yale yaliokita/gonga nafsi yangu katika wiki...
Judge: why did you shoot your wife instead of shooting her lover?
Man: Your honour, it is easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week!