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Zima simu kwemye nyumba za ibada....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Wilbert1974, May 31, 2012.

  1. Wilbert1974

    Wilbert1974 JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa alisahau kuzima simu akiwa msikitini anasali. Ghafla simu ikalia...
    akaingiza mkono mfukoni kuizima, kumbe aliipokea badala ya kuzima.
    Wakati anasujudu akasikia "Honey mbona husemi umenuna?!
    Akaingiza tena mkono mfukoni kuizima bila kuitoa nje, kumbe aliiweka tena kwenye LOUD SPEAKER.
    Waumini wote sasa wakawa wanasikia... " Honey hata usiposema, ila leo mwenzio nina NYE.. zinanisumbua, natamani KUTO... njoo basi UNI..... Dear. Leo ntakupa style zote utakazo mpnz wangu"
    Waumini wakadakia, "ZIMA SIMU YAKO UNATUTIA NYE.. NA SISI......:mwaaah:
     
  2. Junior. Cux

    Junior. Cux JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaha kwikwikwikwi tehtehtehtehtehteh kwakwakwakwa qweqweqweqweqwe...
     
  3. ummu kulthum

    ummu kulthum JF-Expert Member

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    mmmmh si alipigwa huyo eeeh?
     
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    Boney E.M. JF-Expert Member

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    You made my day....Alllahu akbar
     
  5. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    astaghafilulah! Laana kabisa
     
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    Remote JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo angekuwa zenji kwa wana'UAMSHO angechinjwa
     
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    Mshuza2 JF-Expert Member

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    Laana tulah alaih!
     
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    mabhuimerafulu Member

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    Simu ni muhimu sana kanisani. Huoni huyo alibainika ni Fataki mbele ya Mungu! Namwomba Imamu wa msikiti huo amchukulie hatua za kinidhamu za kimbingu, achomwe moto. Takbir!
     
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    Ennie JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa kweli! Hii chiboko.
     
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    Mariposa Member

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    Allahuakbar
     
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    Malunkwi JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..... we mkareee
     
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    salito JF-Expert Member

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    tehe tehe tehe tehe tehe tehe.....
     
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    princess enny JF-Expert Member

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    duuuhh hatari kweli
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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  15. Wilbert1974

    Wilbert1974 JF-Expert Member

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    Acha kutumia connection za wizi....
     
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    Wilbert1974 JF-Expert Member

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    Hamia AIRTEL...
     
  17. Ruttashobolwa

    Ruttashobolwa JF-Expert Member

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    Aaaaaaaaaaaaah
     
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