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You know how to talk broken English?

Discussion in 'Jukwaa la Lugha' started by Jakubumba, Dec 11, 2011.

  1. Jakubumba

    Jakubumba JF-Expert Member

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    1. Upendo kameze dawa.
    -ulove table medicine.
    2. Fundi kassimu amefariki
    - engineering katelephone dead.
    3. Salimu hivi ni wewe?
    - salimu are you you?

    Tuendelee.......
     
  2. King Kong III

    King Kong III JF-Expert Member

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    Don't smoke my river-usivute mto wangu
    I'm a tall water-Mimi maji marefu

    Au sikiliza mh Lowassa akivunja utapata vingi mule, "children they don't lissen becoz of hungry"
     
  3. Duduwasha

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    3. Salimu hivi ni wewe?Salim is it you?

    Watch Mosquito Watch = Sambusa

    ameJob hundred- amezimia

    ITV - Aiiii Tiiiiiiii Viiiiiiiiiiiiii
     
  4. Jestina

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    hahah mtafuteni yoyo....
     
  5. Baba V

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    To do you do you to say you say me ___ kufanya ufanye wewe halafu useme ni mimi
     
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    Mutukwao JF-Expert Member

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    Dnt pul th ciggarate in th lab.
     
  7. Kimox Kimokole

    Kimox Kimokole Verified User

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    My Father is cotton Fire - Baba yangu amepamba moto
     
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    Apta Kayla JF-Expert Member

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    U can't me! _ Huniwezi!
     
  9. Mwali

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    Hii nayo thread? Job true true (kaaaaaz kweli kweli)
     
  10. Jakubumba

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    Unaongeeeea mpaka unataka kunimeza

    you taaaalk like you want to table me
    you
     
  11. Lucas

    Lucas JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh ....... ahahah hah aha

    you snake there, you snake there then you cut to cry...... tafsiri mwenyewe
     
  12. Lucas

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    chakula unalia wapi? where are you crying the food?
     
  13. Lucas

    Lucas JF-Expert Member

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    this thread is not a sport!? si mchezo!!
     
  14. tz1

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    Unanyooka,unanyooka alafu unakata kulia
     
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    daughter JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaa hii thread ni noma. You people are fire to dream far-moto wa kuotea mbali
     
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    tz1 JF-Expert Member

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    Faiza fox-mbweha fedhea
    Never give up-haiwezekani kumpa cha juu.
     
  17. Polisi

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    Tumekusubiri weee, lakini wapi. we waited weee but where
     
  18. Polisi

    Polisi JF-Expert Member

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    Jakubumba is my big father. jakubumba ni baba yangu mkubwa
     
  19. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna series moja inaitwa 'mind ur language', ni noma!
     
  20. Graph Theory

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    Slow slow yes motion- polepole ndio mwendo
    Msininyanyapae- don't tommato fly me
    Usijikakamue- don't brother sugarcane
     
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