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Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Bishanga, Jul 29, 2012.

  1. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    kimya kingi kina mshindo,hivi mnavyoniona ndo nimejificha chooni na ka kanokia tochi natuma ka post haka.
    Nilipata safari ya kikazi bujumbura,sijui shaitwan gani aliniingia nikaenda eneo la muyenza,huko nikaopoa kimwana anaitwa Theopista,mwanamke wa kinyamlenge,kwanza bishanga sikuamini nimemwopoa.Mwanawane kanifungia chumbani leo siku ya nne,sifikirii wala siwazi kurudi kwa mama kayaii Kongosho embu nenda kafukizie kwa babu kimanzichana angalau nipate kareji ya kujitutumua nipande basi la kurudi dar.
    Ila jamani raha inaniua hapa....
     
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  2. charminglady

    charminglady JF-Expert Member

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    poleee
    nakudedicate wimbo wa side mnyamwezi. "amekoma amekoma" BAK naweza kùpata huu wimbo katika youtube ama hata lyrics zake umtupie mzee Bishanga hapa?
     
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  3. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    yaani nalishwa nabembelezwa,kwenye niniliiii naimbiwa khadija kopa cha mtoto,shingo dah,kiuno,pua,macho,guu mama mia,sijui niombe uraia.....
     
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  4. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    Ngoja urudi mkeo atakutia mangumi urudi hapa na sredi la unyanyasaji wa kijinsia. Ohooo!
     
  5. Nyani Ngabu

    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    Wakati wewe ukiendelea kuhondomola huko Bujumbura huku nyumbani mkeo kanitaarifu kuwa ana mimba yangu.

    Jiandae kulea ka mini-me.
     
  6. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    na hako kabamia kako weza tia mimba mtu weye?
    (source:ex wako)
     
  7. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    liwalo na liwe Theopista namtia kwenye basi narudi naye dar.
     
  8. Nyani Ngabu

    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    Sasa unadhani hiyo mimba umempa wewe? Mtu mwenyewe binduki yako ya Kichina hata risasi haina (source: mkeo mwenye mimba yangu).

    Wewe jiandae kulea tu. She is due in November or December kwa hiyo anza kujiandaa sasa. Sawa Babu J?
     
  9. gfsonwin

    gfsonwin JF-Expert Member

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    Bishanga kipya kinyemi eeh ingawa kidonda eeh! kazaaz ipo angallia wasije wakakupa olimukidah hakya MUngu utamkuta mama yako keshazikwa na kwako ni mahame.
     
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  10. Judgement

    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    Maneno ya mtu mzima hua hayadondoki! Unakumbuka niliwahi kukwambia utajakufia chooni! Sasa umeanza kuandikia chooni ! Hatua kwa hatua!
     
  11. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    i will kill you!
     
  12. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    mrembo mwenyewe umemuona lakini?
    Mpaka namsahau The secretary,unacheza wewe.
     
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  13. Nyani Ngabu

    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    Teh teh teh....the tables have been turned. Now BJ is threatening to kill me. Teh teh teh....

    But BJ, if you kill me your step son (my biological son) will have no daddy. So don't kill me. Just learn how to deal with me. Okay BJ?

    Btw, your wife says hi. She is here cuddling with me.
     
  14. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    unawajua lakini wanawake wa kinyarwanda?
     
  15. Ruttashobolwa

    Ruttashobolwa JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo sasa! Ngoja nione utatokaje huko wakati wewe ndiye uliye fanya..:.........................................................................................................................................................................................................
     
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    Uko mitaa gani nije nikurescue? Maana najua utakuwa umeishiwa huko ni kitu ya kuanzia $300. LOL
     
  17. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    ujue mwenzio nasumbuliwa na presha?
     
  18. gfsonwin

    gfsonwin JF-Expert Member

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    lakini Bishanga hata kama ni mzuri kama lulu bado kitobo chake anabaki nacho tu hawwez akakupa uondoke nacho so ni bora tu utumie kisha urudi kwa mzee mwenzio.


     
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  19. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    funguka mkuu,desh desh ndo nini?
    Btw omwana najwaa,lushengo ndi kubi!
     
  20. Nyani Ngabu

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    Nimwambie mkeo akupigie? Akikupigia presha itashuka au itazidi kupanda?
     
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