Who was sleeping with Momy when you were away!

[Kamuna]

Kid: daddy I need more money!
Daddy: I have no more left!
Kid: Then I won't tell you who was sleeping with momy when you were gone.

Mzee anajipinda anamshikisha, then anamvuta pembeni na kumwambia

Daddy: Ok, son, tell me who was that one!
Kid: It is me dady!when are you travelling again? I enjoy sleeping in your nice bedroom with mom!

 

[Babuyao]

Hii kali mkuu! Naona mzee alifikiri kapata mwanya wa kumnasa mkewe. Kumbe hamna kitu. Duh! mtoto ana akili!

 

[Kamuna]

Hii kali mkuu! Naona mzee alifikiri kapata mwanya wa kumnasa mkewe. Kumbe hamna kitu. Duh! mtoto ana akili!

Mkuu hata ungukuwa lazima ungetoa pesa, ukichukulia kwamba watoto wanaaminika sana!

 

[Mwana va Mutwa]

haka katoto lazima ni ka great thinker bwana

 

[Kamuna]

haka katoto lazima ni ka great thinker bwana

Labda kaliwahi kusikia mzozo kati ya baba na mama halafu kanajua mzee ni mbinde, kakaona hapa ndio pa kuvutia peasa. I agree, haka katoto ni ka thinker!Ila watoto wanamaajabu napenda sana kuwa observe watoto na mambo yao between age 3 to 11.

 

[senator]

Wallahi kama ningekuwa mimi ndo baba ningemnyang'anya mshiko niliompa!! afu ningemuahidi zawadi nyingine

 

[Kamuna]

Wallahi kama ningekuwa mimi ndo baba ningemnyang'anya mshiko niliompa!! afu ningemuahidi zawadi nyingine

Mkuu hapo utakuwa hujakatendea haki maana hayo ni malipo ya habari ambayo ni kweli tena kweli tupu na uliona ni worthy paying for it.

 

[agika]

Mkuu hapo utakuwa hujakatendea haki maana hayo ni malipo ya habari ambayo ni kweli tena kweli tupu na uliona ni worthy paying for it.

hahahahhaha kwakweli maaan baba kataka umbea na mtoto kamu outsmart, nimeipenda hiyo

 

[Kamuna]

Hao ndio watotot wa Dot com generation!

 

[Pieres]

nafikiria baba alivyomvuta pembeni alikuwa na shauku ya kuandaa kipondo kwa mam!!!

 

[Katavi]

Mkuu hata ungukuwa lazima ungetoa pesa, ukichukulia kwamba watoto wanaaminika sana!

Aaa wapi watoto wote si wa kuaminika, kama haka kabwana mdogo kamemtega mdingi ili kapate mshiko!

 

[Lady N]

Aaa wapi watoto wote si wa kuaminika, kama haka kabwana mdogo kamemtega mdingi ili kapate mshiko!

kina madenge now days wako wengi

 

[Bourgeoisie]

kina madenge now days wako wengi

Ukitaka kuhakikisha hili yafanye ya Baba na mama wakiwa wanaona