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What gender is 'computer?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by joseeY, Sep 29, 2011.

  1. joseeY

    joseeY Senior Member

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    A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
    "House" for instance, is feminine. "Pencil", however, is masculine:
    A student asked what gender is a computer? Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
    The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender, because:
    1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
    2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
    3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
    4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
    The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine, because:
    1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
    2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
    3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem; and
    4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
    Who won?


     
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    e2themiza JF-Expert Member

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    no one to compare sides i will reach da conclusion thats its GAY!
     
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    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    Maybe conclusion computer is a lesbian
     
  4. Salma osman

    Salma osman Senior Member

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    Female won
     
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    Gurta JF-Expert Member

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    transgender
     
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    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Mmmh!!
     
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    Mr.Professional JF-Expert Member

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    encompasses with both
     
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    Laptani Member

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    Shemale
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    mi sijaichunguliaga nijue!
     
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