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We are in trouble!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by vukani, Mar 10, 2010.

  1. vukani

    vukani JF-Expert Member

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    WE ARE IN TROUBLE!!!!!!!
    The population of Tanzania is 30 million.

    16 million are retired.
    That leaves 14 million to do the work.

    There are 8 million in school.
    Which leaves 6 million to do the work.

    Of this there are 3 million employed by the federal
    Leaving 3 million to do the work.

    1.5 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with Africa
    Peace task force.
    Which leaves 1.5 million to do the work.

    Take from that total the 4.5 million people who work for
    state and city
    Governments. And that leaves 1.5 million to do the work.

    At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
    Leaving 1,312,000 to do the work.

    Now, there are 1,311998 people in prisons.

    That leaves just two people to do the work.

    You and me.
    And there you are,

    sitting at your computer, reading jokes.

    Nice. Real nice.....Ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
  2. Omuregi Wasu

    Omuregi Wasu JF-Expert Member

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    Hizo hesabu zimekaa sawa?
     
  3. Emanuel Makofia

    Emanuel Makofia JF-Expert Member

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    Naombeni kalikuleta!:eek:
     
  4. T

    Tall JF-Expert Member

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    We acha tu,tutumie kalikuleta za kwenye simu
     
  5. senator

    senator JF-Expert Member

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    Who told u ? how many are died in everyday?..Vukani hii imechuchuma kabisa
     
  6. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    tupo 41 milioni now.
    jeshini ni elfu 35 tu.
     
  7. Mentor

    Mentor JF-Expert Member

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    Boss wewe mkurya nn..unavyojua idadi ya ndugu zako!??
     
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