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Wazazi wengine bana!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by July Fourth, Jun 30, 2012.

  1. July Fourth

    July Fourth JF-Expert Member

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    Binti alirudi kijijini baada ya miaka 5. BABA: We mwanaharamu umeondoka hapa kwa miaka mitano hukutaka kutuandikia barua wala kutuma salamu unajua
    ulimtesa sana mama yako?
    BINTI: Baba niliona niwe kimya nilikuwa nafanya kazi ya umalaya
    BABA: Ayaaaaaa umetia aibu kubwa familia yangu lohh,
    ntatembelea wapi mimi?
    BINTI: Sawa baba, lakini nimemletea mama sanduku la nguo na kanga 20 na pesa, na hii hapa ni hati ya kiwanja nimemnunulia. Na wewe baba nimekununulia hilo gari nililokuja nalo na nimekufungulia akaunti, ina
    pesa
    utaweza kulima vizuri nakujenga nyumba nyingine ya kisasa.
    BABA: Ulisema ulikuwa unafanya kazi gani?
    BINTI: Umalaya
    BABA: Unajua nilisikia vibaya
    nilidhani umesema Uyaya,
    pole sana na kazi mwanangu...
    coMMENT ukianza na neno PESA, AU neno pesa liwe katika comment yako...
     
  2. Dr.kapama

    Dr.kapama Senior Member

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    Kaaaaziii kwelikweli....
     
  3. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Du!!!
    Madhara ya kutumikia pesa hayo!
     
  4. mbalu

    mbalu JF-Expert Member

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    Pesa ni mwanaharamu.
     
  5. Globu

    Globu JF-Expert Member

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    Pesa ni shetani.
     
  6. July Fourth

    July Fourth JF-Expert Member

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    Pesa haina adabu
     
  7. mgodi

    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli pesa ni Sabuni ya Roho.
     
  8. July Fourth

    July Fourth JF-Expert Member

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    Pesa sabuni ya roho..
     
  9. kijembeee

    kijembeee JF-Expert Member

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    pesa,pesa,pesa.......
     
  10. Bishop Hiluka

    Bishop Hiluka Verified User

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    Mzee kalainika, kweli pesa inachukua nafasi ya pili kwa nguvu baada ya Mungu...
     
  11. leloch

    leloch JF-Expert Member

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    pesa ni pesa
     
  12. Kibwebwe

    Kibwebwe JF-Expert Member

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    Pesa ndio mpango mzima
     
  13. KARIA

    KARIA JF-Expert Member

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    Pesa ndio kila kitu!
     
  14. grafani11

    grafani11 JF-Expert Member

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    Huku kwetu moshi tunasema, "shikamoo mwanangu". Umeona etiiiiiii.....
     
  15. Lord K

    Lord K JF-Expert Member

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    chezea mbesa weye!
     
  16. mtzedi

    mtzedi JF-Expert Member

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    pesa makaratasi
     
  17. MC babuu

    MC babuu Member

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    Pesa inatupeleka kasi sana mkuu
     
  18. John locke

    John locke JF-Expert Member

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    Pesa funguo malaya
     
  19. M

    Mahmoud Qaasim JF-Expert Member

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    ukizikwesa zitakutesa, ni pesa hizo si kingine
     
  20. July Fourth

    July Fourth JF-Expert Member

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    Pesa makaratasi 2
     
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