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Utoto bwana!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Myakubanga, Jun 21, 2012.

  1. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna vitu tulikuwa tukiambiwa utotoni vinafurahisha.
    Mfano:
    1:Ukidokoa mboga mikono yako itaota funza.
    2:Ukimruka mwenzako hakui,anabaki kua mfupi.
    3:Ukijisaidia pembeni ya shimo unaota nzi tumboni!
    4:Ukipiga kelele shetani anakufwata{mwangwi}
    Je,wewe unakumbuka yapi uliyo tishiwa utotoni?
     
  2. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna vitu tulikuwa tukiambiwa utotoni vinafurahisha.
    Mfano:
    1:Ukidokoa mboga mikono yako itaota funza.
    2:Ukimruka mwenzako hakui,anabaki kua mfupi.
    3:Ukijisaidia pembeni ya shimo unaota nzi tumboni!
    4:Ukipiga kelele shetani anakufwata{mwangwi}
    Je,wewe unakumbuka yapi uliyo tishiwa utotoni?
     
  3. Zuia Sayayi

    Zuia Sayayi JF-Expert Member

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    Nilikuwa nikilia naletewa kioo
     
  4. Zuia Sayayi

    Zuia Sayayi JF-Expert Member

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    Nilikuwa nikilia naletewa kioo nijione ninavyokuwa mbaya
     
  5. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaaa...
     
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    Songea Mjini Member

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    Nilishindwa kuvaa suruali, ilibidi dada yangu anivue suruali akimbie nyumbani kunichukulia kaptura safari ya kwenda kanisani iendelee, utoto bwana we acha tu, natamani kurudia utoto lakini ndo ishatoka hiyo.
     
  7. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Umetisha!!!!
     
  8. KML

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    mambo ya kulala sebuleni na kujikuta chumbani automatically
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    I like this one
     
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    mkupuo JF-Expert Member

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    Ukikojoa kitatandani utachukuliwa na zimwi
     
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    mkupuo JF-Expert Member

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    Ukila chakula huku umesimama utapigwa kibao na shetani.ukipiga chabo vyumba vya watu utakuwa kipofu ukubwani.
     
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    debito JF-Expert Member

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    ukikojoa njiani mama yako anakatika ziwa,ukilia usiku shetani anachukua sauti,dah ila utoto umejaa uongo aisee!
     
  13. voozle

    voozle Member

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    kweli jomba
     
  14. Asterisk

    Asterisk JF-Expert Member

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    uking'oa jino lazima ulitupie juu ya bati... la sivyo hauta ota meno
     
  15. Asterisk

    Asterisk JF-Expert Member

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    ukila chungwa na mbegu zake basi tumboni kutaota mchungwa....
     
  16. Asterisk

    Asterisk JF-Expert Member

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    ukimruka aliyekaa au kulala bac yule uliyemruka atakua mfupi.
     
  17. Asterisk

    Asterisk JF-Expert Member

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    ukila chakula ili wakuamini kwamba umeshiba wanasema "hebu tuone tumbo" basi unavimbisha kuonyesha tumbo limejaa...
     
  18. Asterisk

    Asterisk JF-Expert Member

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    kiganja kikiwasha basi utaokota hela...
     
  19. Kichwa Ngumu

    Kichwa Ngumu JF-Expert Member

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    ili uwe na meno meupe ukiona nyange nyange imba nyange nyange nipe meno meupe
     
  20. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Umenichekesha sana aisee!
     
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