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Ubahili wa Mpare!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kaka mtu, Feb 20, 2011.

  1. k

    kaka mtu Member

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    Mpare mmoja alinunua mbuzi kwa ajili ya kitoweo, akamwambia mpishi, Nuthu ya nyama ipike pilau na nyingine itie kwenye Fritha!, kichwa fanya thupu na miguu fanya mchudh chukuchuku!, Ngodhi uthiitupe tutaifanya mkeka, Utumbo pikia ndithi na mifupa tutawauthia wenye mbwa!, Mkia nitengenedhee usinga wa kufukudhia INDHI, kinyethi kihifadhi kwa ajili ya mbolea ya bustani. Mpishi akauliza hutaki na sauti ya mbuzi 2fanye Ring tone ya simu yako?
     
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    Mwera JF-Expert Member

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    Nimecheka sana na inafurahisha asante mkuu kakamtu.
     
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    shosti JF-Expert Member

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    :clap2::clap2::clap2:
     
  4. Babu Lao

    Babu Lao JF-Expert Member

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    :cheer2:
     
  5. Susy

    Susy JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaaaaaaaaaaa harikaaaaaa!!
     
  6. Architect E.M

    Architect E.M JF-Expert Member

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    jamani,,, sisi wapare ni wabahili lakini si kiasi hiki?????? Hapa mmetuonea
     
  7. Pasco_jr_ngumi

    Pasco_jr_ngumi JF-Expert Member

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    Atakuwa MPARE MCHAGA HUYO!
     
  8. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahahaaaaa,mmeeeeeeeee
     
  9. drphone

    drphone JF-Expert Member

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    hiyo ring tone atawauzia waingiza nyimbo kwenye cm
     
  10. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Huu ubahili Umepitiliza.
     
  11. Susy

    Susy JF-Expert Member

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    Katavi nawe umeoona eeh!! this is too much now!! duh
     
  12. Masika

    Masika JF-Expert Member

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    That shows brilliant economic skills,kama tunge practice kwa kila jambo tungeweza ku utilize effectively the available limited resources!
     
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    EL MAGNIFICAL JF-Expert Member

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    ana mahesabu makali zaid ya mcheza draft !!!!!!!!!
    thankx mkuu !!!!!!!!!
     
  14. MUREFU

    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    kha! Huyu mpare kudadek yupo juuu ucpme
     
  15. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    navache!
     
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    ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! mkuu hii nayo kali!
     
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