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Huyu mpare tu!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Nchi Kavu, Oct 26, 2010.

  1. Nchi Kavu

    Nchi Kavu JF-Expert Member

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    Tajiri kanunua mbuzi!

    Akamwambia mpishi!

    Nyama nusu ipike pilau na nyingine itie kwenye friza!

    K ichwa fanya supu na miguu fanya mchuzi chukuchuku!

    Ngozi usitupe tutafanya mswala, utumbo pika na ndizi!

    Mavi weka kwenye bustani. ni mbolea nzuri

    Na mifupa tutawauzia wenye mbwa!

    Mpishi akamuliza:

    Hutaki na sauti ya mbuzi tufanye ring tone kwenye simu yako?
     
  2. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    kwa nn mpare . Mimi thijakuelewa
     
  3. TUKUTUKU

    TUKUTUKU JF-Expert Member

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    Duh!mimi simo!sina utani na wapare labda wangekuwa wagogo ningesema kitu!!!!!
     
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    Misterdennis JF-Expert Member

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    huyu ni mjasiriamali, nothing goes to waste ... ispokuwa hizo ringtones.
     
  5. Elli

    Elli JF-Expert Member

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    Mpwa, acha uchokozi, mie watani zangu ni wachaga tu
     
  6. Nchi Kavu

    Nchi Kavu JF-Expert Member

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    Wakuu, wapare wamezidi. Hawatupi kitu. Hata mchinjaji wake ni mpare aliyetoa wazo la ringtone
     
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    Pape JF-Expert Member

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    pmwasyoke JF-Expert Member

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    Imerudiwa - Jamani kwa nini?
     
  9. Mpita Njia

    Mpita Njia JF-Expert Member

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    Kulipiza kisasi
     
  10. Natty Bongoman

    Natty Bongoman JF-Expert Member

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    hahaaa... mpishi anamchizia tajiri
     
  11. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    aliyeileta alikosea
     
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