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The late student

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Jul 29, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 700 students in the class!

    The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail.

    1/2 hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.

    "You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.

    "Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing.

    After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing.

    1/2 hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.

    "No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late."

    The student looked incredulous and angry. "Do you know WHO I am?"

    "No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice.

    "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" the student asked again.

    "No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.

    "Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room
     
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    DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" the student asked again.

    "No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.

    DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" the student asked again.

    "No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.
    DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" the student asked again.

    "No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.

    VERRY VERRY FUN!
     
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    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo alitaka kujua kama Prof anamjua, alipojibiwa hamjui....akachomeka karatasi yake kwenye lundo la mitihani hlf akasepa.... hapo prof hawezi kuijua ile paper ni ipi...hivyo itabidi aisahihishe tu...teh teh ..teh
     
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    Good try, but you have just copied from the Indian movie known as 3 ******.
     
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    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Sorry guy! I never liked indian arts ....... and the rest....!!!!
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh.....
     
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    Da Womanizer JF-Expert Member

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    Acha kuvamia mambo FYI hao wahindi wako wa 3 I D I O T S pia sio wa kwanza kuja na hii.
     
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    Niliicheki kwenye Laptonga..nzuri sana, ila nasikitika kusema kuwa darasa zima litarudi september conference(supp.)
     
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    hahaa,.those are funn video clips
     
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    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Ahahaha
     
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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    funnyyyyyyyyyyy!
    nimecheka sana ingawa sio mara ya kwanza kuiona.
     
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    Portion of Mr Bean commedy!
     
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    Movie hyo
     
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    Hamna shida,kama mimi prof,tazuga kwa siku tatu bila kusahihisha then nitarejea na lundo la hizo exam paper,tajaribu kumgawia kila mwanafunzi paper yake,kwa technic hii nitampata mbaya wangu then nitakusanya karatasi upya na kwenda kuzisahihisha.
     
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    Kumbuka jamaa(prof) kwa majivuno yake hakuweza kum-mark sura huyo jamaa!!! Hivyo bado ana kazi ...... !!!!!
     
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    Duh!kama hata sura hakuikariri then that prof is a nincompoop!
     
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