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Spread the Stupidity

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by X-PASTER, Apr 10, 2009.

  1. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    Apr 10, 2009
    Joined: Feb 12, 2007
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    EVER WONDER.

    Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
    our skin?

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    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

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    Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

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    Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

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    Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

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    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

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    Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

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    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

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    Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?

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    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

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    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

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    You know that indestructible black box that is used on air planes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

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    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

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    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

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    If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

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    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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  2. MwanaHaki

    MwanaHaki JF-Expert Member

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    Apr 11, 2009
    Joined: Oct 17, 2006
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    I do wonder!
     
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