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Shetani kasalenda.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mkwaruzo, Apr 7, 2011.

  1. Mkwaruzo

    Mkwaruzo JF-Expert Member

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    Muhindi kaslim, kaambiwa ukila sema Bismillahi.
    Akauliza "kwanini?"
    Akajibiwa "Usiposema huwa unakula na shetani."
    Wiki nzima hakusema, Shetani akamjia, akamwambia kwa ihsani yako bwana mkubwa nakuomba sema unapokula sema BismiLlahi. Nimechoka, nimefanya bawasili kwa kula mipilipili yako, angalau nipumzike tena.
     
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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    sjaelewa kitu kabisa
     
  3. Jile79

    Jile79 JF-Expert Member

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    naona chenga tu hamna live..............naipotezea hii
     
  4. Mkwaruzo

    Mkwaruzo JF-Expert Member

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    mbona ipo wazi.... Wakrsto hutanguliza maombi fulani ktk mambo yao kama vile sala ya Maria ili kuepukana na vitu kama nguvu za giza, misukule, mashetani n.k. Hivyo kusema Bismillah ina maana hii "Naanza kwa jina la Mwenyezi Mungu"......
    Bila ya kuendelea kuifafanua, naona inatosha na inaweza kufahamika kwa sasa. Na atakae shindwa kuielewa, huyo itabidi nimuandaliwe ubao na chaki kwa kumuelewesha zaid.
     
  5. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Nimek├╣pata!!
     
  6. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    heheh! shetani kachoka kula pilipili:love:
     
  7. Mkwaruzo

    Mkwaruzo JF-Expert Member

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    walishaanza kuifanya ngumu hadi imepoteza ladha
     
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