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Petro kalete jiwe!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by nelly nely, Feb 27, 2012.

  1. nelly nely

    nelly nely JF-Expert Member

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    Siku moja Yesu alikuwa na wanafunzi wake nyikani,baada ya mafundisho marefu na jua kali wanafunzi wake walihisi njaa.Yesu alifahamu mawazo yao akasema,"Petro kalete jiwe",Petro alinyanyuka na baada ya muda alirudi akiwa na jiwe mkononi.Alipompa Yesu akalibariki likawa mkate,akawagawia wanafunzi wake wakala.Lakini hawakushiba,hivyo wakaanza kumlaumu Petro,.."mbona umeleta jiwe dogo?",Petro akawajibu,"me nilijua mwalimu anataka kukalia!".
    Siku nyinine tena wakiwa nyikani,baada ya mafundisho marefu na jua kali,wanafunzi walihisi njaa.Yesu alifahamu mawazo yao,akasema "Petro kalete jiwe".Basi walinyanyuka wanafunzi kama 6 hivi,wakaleta jiwe kubwa huku wakilibiringisha.Walipolifikisha Yesu alilikalia na kuanza kuwafundisha neno!!
     
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    babuu Jr ludovic Member

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    hahahahahahaha very funny kiukwel nimeipenda hyo kaka
     
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    Eversmilin Gal JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani hiyo fantastic
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    nelly nely JF-Expert Member

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    network connected!!
     
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    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Ni ukweli ama?
     
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    nelly nely JF-Expert Member

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    mmh!me sijui kabakabana!!
     
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    Mr y mzma?
     
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    Analogia Malenga JF-Expert Member

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    hyo kali
     
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    Nyaluhusa87 JF-Expert Member

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    ni utani na co kweli...imekaa njema sana big up mkuu
     
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    Teh safi sana
     
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    Aleyn JF-Expert Member

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    Nyie mbona mnaleta Matani hata kwenye Mungu wenu? Mheshimuni na Kumwoga Mungu wenu. Mnafanza mizaha na utani kwa Mitume pamoja na Manabii.
     
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    nnn Member

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    nimeipenda sana hiyo.......maana watu huwa wanacheza na na opportunity sana
     
  14. jessetz

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    Ha ha ha Petro bado tu anaendelea na ubishi! Alikua mtume mzuri sana huyu!
     
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    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    Pamoja sana mkuu.
     
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    ALEN KINYINA New Member

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    Jamani wana jf Yesu ni Mungu hivyo msilete utani kwa muumbaji mbarikiwe mnapotii.
     
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    nelly nely JF-Expert Member

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    Amen...ucjali bro
     
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    nelly nely JF-Expert Member

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    pamoja mgodi...
     
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    nelly nely JF-Expert Member

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    yap...huwa hawastuki hadi watekenywe
     
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    Praff Senior Member

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    Petro kweli alikuwa msanii du!
     
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