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Mzee wa kipemba

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Fatma Bawazir, Apr 20, 2011.

  1. Fatma Bawazir

    Fatma Bawazir JF-Expert Member

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    Mzee mmoja wa kipemba alikuwa amevaa shuka yake alisafiri na jahazi akielekea pemba walipofika katikati ya bahari mara upepo mkali ulianza kuvuma mzee akaweka mikono yake kichwani kuzuia kofia yake mara shuka ikapanda mabegani kwa upepo huku chini akawa kama alivyo zaliwa (uchi) jamaa mmoja akamwambia sasa mzee si uzuie hiyo shuka hukuchini, mzee akajibu hii kofia ni mpya nimenunua juzi tu lakini hizi mali za chini nna miaka sabini nnazo wala hazitachukuliwa na upepo
     
  2. Globu

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    Imekaa vizuri. Teh teh teh.
     
  3. N-handsome

    N-handsome JF-Expert Member

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    Shauriro wenyewe wakali amiii
     
  4. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    He he heeeeh!!!
     
  5. Susy

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    hahahaaaaaaaa wapemba wanamambo lol
     
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    egbert44 JF-Expert Member

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    huyo alitaka kuwatisha tu, popobawa nn?
     
  7. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Ahaahaha imetulia

     
  8. Vinci

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    hahahahaha...kweli hii imekaa poa
     
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    lwampel JF-Expert Member

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    Watake radhi wapemba weye kijana.
     
  10. Manyanza

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    hahaaa haaaaa, mpaka naona aibu...

    :A S 109:
     
  11. Shine

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    Hahahaaaa!
     
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    ammah JF-Expert Member

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    hii kali..
     
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    Tetetetete
     
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    bitimkongwe JF-Expert Member

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    Mzee wala hakukosea. Mfano mwanamme anataka kuvuka kwenye mto na kuna mwanamke anaoga (labda ameona nguo zimewekwa kama ishara).

    Basi hutakiwa kusema 'hodi wenyewe', na mwanamke hujibu 'e pita wee si utaona ganda tu ndizi wala wenyewe'.
     
  15. Ze burner

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    la haulah!!!
     
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    ha haaa haaa.............huh,imetulia
     
  17. Yo Yo

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    Yakhe!
     
  18. Gurta

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    Watania weye, eti?
     
  19. Mitchell

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    taaribu weye
     
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