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Mzee Tembo aghaili kuoa siku ya harusi.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bra-joe, Jul 6, 2012.

  1. Bra-joe

    Bra-joe JF-Expert Member

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    Siku moja Tembo alipanga kuoa, katika sherehe yake ya harusi alisisitiza wahudhurie wanyama wakubwa tu, siku ya harusi Panya akatia timu mapema na kuketi ktk kiti cha mbele, Tembo alipomuona akamuuliza " wewe huna taarifa kwamba wanyama wadogo hawaruhusiwi ktk harusi hii?" Panya akajibu " hata mimi kabla ya kuoa nilikuwa na mwili mkubwa kushinda hata huo wako, misukosuko ya ndoa ndoyo imenifanya niwe hivi" Tembo kusikia hivyo, aliingia kitaani kuwatangazia wanyama kwamba ndoa hakuna na kamwe hawezi kuoa.
     
  2. Ruttashobolwa

    Ruttashobolwa JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahaha
     
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    Panya ni mjanja sana?
     
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    Masuke JF-Expert Member

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    Misukosuko ya ndoa kiboko, unakuta mtu kama John Komba akioa tu anakuwa kama Joti.
     
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    Hata mimi sioi duh
     
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    Duuuu!! Hahahaaaaaaaa....
     
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    Panya hapo yupo juu.
     
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    kwahiyo mpuga haujaliwa?ila sema kweli panya anapitia maisha magumu
     
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    hehehee
     
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    mmmh mbona tunatishana jamani
     
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    KML JF-Expert Member

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    panya nomaa
     
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    Ramambuva Member

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    duuuu! Uyo alikua kwenye ndoano
     
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