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Mume bandidu.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by asakuta same, Dec 1, 2011.

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    asakuta same JF-Expert Member

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    Mume na mke wameingia hotel ya bei ghali.
    Mume: Wife unakula nini?
    Mke: Baby utakachokula na mie hichoX2.
    Mume: Mhudumuu!
    Mhudumu: Naam mkubwa, unaorder ki2 gani?
    Mume: Chips na kuku sahani 2 bei gani?
    Mhudumu: 65,000/=
    Mume: Inakuwa na kachumbari?
    Mhudumu: Ndio mkubwa.
    Mume: Kachumbari nayo bei gani?
    Mhudumu: Kachumbari bure boss.
    Mume: Basi 2naomba kachumbari sahani 2!
     
  2. Memo

    Memo JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahahaaaa!
    Pambaf zake...
     
  3. Rejao

    Rejao JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaahah....lol
     
  4. Mapi

    Mapi JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha......dah! Uuuuwi mbavu zanguuu.........hahahahahahahahahaha
     
  5. Sabry001

    Sabry001 JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo mume lazma ni Rejao na mke ni FF! Xory kwa kusema ukweli.
     
  6. Mzee

    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    Very good.
     
  7. The Hunter

    The Hunter JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa kiboko,atakuwa mpare tuu
     
  8. SHUPAZA

    SHUPAZA JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahaha
     
  9. Architect E.M

    Architect E.M JF-Expert Member

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    exactly,,,,hahahahahah,,, umezidi kunifurahisha mkurugenzi
     
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    MR. DRY JF-Expert Member

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    Excellent.nukta
     
  11. KASHOROBANA

    KASHOROBANA JF-Expert Member

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    tiiiiii tiiiiii... Kweli mume uyu ni bandidu, tena bandidu mchumi
     
  12. MUREFU

    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    dah! Huyu kapitiliza huyu
     
  13. kibhopile

    kibhopile JF-Expert Member

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    duh, huyu ni noma huenda hata mke alioa bure,,,,lol,
     
  14. M

    Mwana EA New Member

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    hahahahahahahahah made my day:eyebrows:
     
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    asakuta same JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahaaaaaaa!na muhudumu basi atakuwa mwita25.
     
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    bampami JF-Expert Member

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    kingine please!
     
  17. Mdau Mkuu

    Mdau Mkuu JF-Expert Member

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    Kwani sie wapare tunafanyaga hayo makitu mbona unatuonea Mdau wangu jamani?
     
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