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Mkulima na Wanasiasa

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by jrmlaurence, Jul 5, 2012.

  1. jrmlaurence

    jrmlaurence Member

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    Wanasiasa 40 walipata ajali mbaya porini mkulima mmoja alipoona hivyo alichimba shimo na kuwazika wote pamoja.alipoulizwa na polisi juu ya maiti mambo yalikuwa hivi;
    POLISI: zipo wapi maiti?
    MKULIMA: nimezizika.
    POLISI: unahakika wote walikuwa wamekufa?
    MKULIMA: kuna wengine walikuwa wanalalamika kwamba hawajafa lakini c unajua wanasiasa walivyo waongo, mi nikajua tu wameanza siasa zao na kuanza kunidanganya ikabidi niwazike wote!!!
     
  2. Ruttashobolwa

    Ruttashobolwa JF-Expert Member

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    Mkulima amnazo!
     
  3. mgodi

    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    Huyu mkulima siyo mzima ni wakupima huyo.
     
  4. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh
     
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    mwika Member

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    Dah bonge la intellectual maana wamezidi kwa aadi hewa ndo maaana hawaaminiki hata palipo na ukweli
     
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